Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

Don't pity me....be offended by me!
If ya really wanna apologize, ya could git a womin to make me a...you know.

 

[Vinayaka]

You're so lazy its absurd. But Boss is bringing me supper so I don't have to leave the keyboard.

 

[atanu]

Are we back to stone ages or what? Dirty old stone age male chauvinist pigs.

 

[Vinayaka]

You got a problem with that?

 

[atanu]

Of course. I am offended by your deceptive mild actions and words that hide the reality made up of subjugation with chains and whips.

 

[Vinayaka]

Your problem is you don't know kidding around when you read it. Of course Boss gets the highest repect, not like those poor wimmin in Revolt's circle of friends on here.

 

[Thief]

No kidding around....
Thief is ninja!

Ratatatatatata..........................................................

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[atanu]

No kidding around....
Thief is ninja!

Ratatatatatata..........................................................

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Sad accident. In the dark, when usually thieves operate, he did not see which gun he had picked.


hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Thief]

ok wiseguy.....
Messing around with ninja tools is VERY offensive.

And I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooo offended.....

I'm going to make you shoot me with that gun!

This should be good for a laugh!

 

[Revoltingest]

Here, let me give you a bigger gun....

 

[Thief]

Oh boy!......oh boy!
This will be a blast!

 

[Revoltingest]

Your glee over your own demise is horribly offensive!

 

[Thief]

Oh no....not mine!
I was gonna hook you up and pull the cord!

Not sure just where to strap you on?

How do you want it?....on the curve?...or the muzzle?

 

[Revoltingest]

You stay away from me curves & muzzle!

Wu Wei might be interested though.

 

[Wu Wei]

You stay away from me curves & muzzle!

Wu Wei might be interested though.

Listen…how many times must I tell you I don’t swing that way fella…

you invite me over for tea and then I have to spend time to rebuff your unwanted advances and then you cried like a woman for hours when you realized I am not interested, I'm a happily married man and that I do not swing that way…..I’m a tried and true heterosexual...sorry....not interested at all

I thought you finally got the hint and excepted reality but I see you are still living in your strange fantasy world.....of bizarre fantasies....

 

[Revoltingest]

Play'n hard to get, eh?
Well, ya ought'a consider that statues are easy to catch. (They're all so dang slow.)
So if'n I ain't caught ya yet, it must mean I AIN'T INTERESTED!

 

[4consideration]

Play'n hard to get, eh?
Well, ya ought'a consider that statues are easy to catch. (They're all so dang slow.)
So if'n I ain't caught ya yet, it must mean I AIN'T INTERESTED!

I don't think it means you ain't interested. I think you think of him like a sammich, and it's just too much effort to go after him yourself!

You can't just sit around waiting for a woman to serve him to you on a plate. (That's a metaphor.)

A little effort goes a long way, bub! (Ya gotta let him know he's important to ya.)

 

[Wu Wei]

Play'n hard to get, eh?
Well, ya ought'a consider that statues are easy to catch. (They're all so dang slow.)
So if'n I ain't caught ya yet, it must mean I AIN'T INTERESTED!

how sad...that you are so deeply entrenched in your delusions........seek professional help...you need it.....and possibly...just possibly...you will be a little less offensive.....And I expect you to replace the 15 boxes of Kleenex you used during your crying fit.....


point and match

 

[Revoltingest]

There's yer problem...typical your type (statuary)!
Yer play'n tennis (which is bad enuf for one who canna move), while I'm play'n chess.

Actually, I gave up chess for go...a more complex game.
And the Kleenex is for me snot!

 

[Thief]

Hey!....I wasn't done playing with my gun!