Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Vinayaka]

Using other scripts is a deceitful deceptive sneaky oft--critiqued numskullish and nasty way of saying something evil about one's opponents.

 

[atanu]

All is fair in war. You must now employ an expert to decode that hand picked, choicest, juiciest, succulent praise.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Choice words are rude and abusive. Why glorify them?

 

[4consideration]

I am saddened to see from your post that you are anti-choice!

 

[Revoltingest]

I am saddened by your post because.....well....all your posts are
pitiful, immoral, slovenly, rank, & usually lacking pictures of bacon.

 

[Vinayaka]

You're bacon obsessed. I don't think it's healthy psychologically to be fixated on something so unprofound as a slab of pig flesh, ya mesmerized swine-dreamin' fixated drooling sailor.

 

[Revoltingest]

Name one thing more profound than a cured slab of pig flesh!

And I ain't no sailor! I do have a canoe though.

 

[Vinayaka]

One thing only ... cauliflower ... crunchy, tasty, versatile, healthy, grows from a black round seed that for all intents and purposes looks like a broccoli, cabbage, canola, or kale seed ... it knows!

You look like a sailor, and sailors ate way too much salt pork, so I just figured from the bacon obsession, you'd have some sailor genes in your blood. All that salt pork in another lifetime may well have been the cause of this current life obsession.

 

[Revoltingest]

Cauliflower is an acceptable veggie, but it only shines when prepared with
crumbled bacon or diced Smithfield Ham (what I call "hammies"). Only a
blithering idiot would not see this, ya snerdle'n biffle of a loopgaster!

 

[Brickjectivity]

The strangest thing is that lamb is everybody's favourite meat, but almost nobody sells it. Why is it so expensive and hard to find?

 

[Vinayaka]

It is? Cute little lambs?

 

[atanu]

That is emotional blackmail. A cognisable offence.

 

[Vinayaka]

Sure it is. What's your point?

 

[atanu]

I am offended that you point a finger at me.

 

[Brickjectivity]

'You' who? Anybody? Everybody? Be specific, because I'd hate to think it might be me that you spuriously claim to have been pointed at by.

 

[atanu]

You are very offensive man. Here's my identity.

 

[Vinayaka]

Using a phony ID is not just offensive but likely illegal too, ya deritable maloofer.

 

[Brickjectivity]

You should be arrested for laying cosmic eggs in a posting zone.

 

[atanu]

You want to arrest Vinayaka for laying eggs? Go ahead please.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Your doubt takes all the fun out of it!