I ain't much of a man, but let's see if I can cover you in filth by b**** slap'n ya.....
Hey! This is an improvement upon your normal appearance!
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Be Offended By the Post Above You
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Hey! This is an improvement upon your normal appearance!
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
You are a delusional loony.....and make up yer mind you flap eared sheep fondler....First I'm a statue and now I'm not......you confused poor excuse for a Scottish groundskeeper....now Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!
Uneducated fool!
Clueless dolt!
Uncultured buffoon!
Slow witted cretin!
Inane boor!
He merely quoted portions of a Monty Python sketch!
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Argument Clinic - Monty Python's The Flying Circus - YouTube
Jealous? Of your hebetude, coarseness, & general ineptitude, ya vulgar uncivilized philistine!?
No....I'm merely offended at the sight of yer snot polish'n, glue huff'n, sap lick'n posts!
No....I'm merely offended at the sight of yer snot polish'n, glue huff'n, sap lick'n posts!
What dim kind of non-sequitur is that!?
Try again to make a relevant response, ya egg suck'n, tongue poke'n, peanut tosser!
Try again to make a relevant response, ya egg suck'n, tongue poke'n, peanut tosser!
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Curious_Cat
Curious_Athiest
Your fishing for poo in the toilet..
Someone's gotta do it!
Ya wanna help?
No?
I thought so....ya prissy little girlie clean freak!
Ya wouldn't wanna get yer nice white dress stained with me fetid task, now, would ya!?
Ya wanna help?
No?
I thought so....ya prissy little girlie clean freak!
Ya wouldn't wanna get yer nice white dress stained with me fetid task, now, would ya!?
Curious_Cat
Curious_Athiest
I would love to lend you my plunger. but the unibrow is fugly and your breath is worse than the excrement you seek.
If'n ya donna like me breath, then ya ought not try to snuggle with me!
Curious_Cat
Curious_Athiest
Its ok you can snuggle the toilet.
Willie don't snuggle!
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
ahh willie...aka the Revolting one
Thou art spacious in the possession of dirt. Thou art as loathsome as a toad. Thy bones are hollow; impiety has mad a feast of thee. Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch!
You are an offensive, vile, disgusting. low brow, plebian, toilet fondling, malodorous, malcontent, with more than a few bats in the belfry, who APPARENTLY not only talks to himself...who appears to be offended by you as well
How now, wool-sack, what mutter you?
Thou art spacious in the possession of dirt. Thou art as loathsome as a toad. Thy bones are hollow; impiety has mad a feast of thee. Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch!
You are an offensive, vile, disgusting. low brow, plebian, toilet fondling, malodorous, malcontent, with more than a few bats in the belfry, who APPARENTLY not only talks to himself...who appears to be offended by you as well
How now, wool-sack, what mutter you?
I be mutter'n 'bout what a lily sniff'n, frog stroke'n, flour dust'n, fence post molest'n,
barber love'n, pillow spank'n, undie wear'n, syrup slurp'n, barfy chunk'o rock ya ayre!
I'm too sensitive to sit here and read all this offensive stuff.
Now, knock it off!
Now, knock it off!
So ya think ya can come in here & order us menfolk around, eh, toots!?
If'n ya want us to do sumthin, try bribe'n us with sammiches.
If'n ya want us to do sumthin, try bribe'n us with sammiches.