Be Offended By the Post Above You

[4consideration]

So ya think ya can come in here & order us menfolk around, eh, toots!?
If'n ya want us to do sumthin, try bribe'n us with sammiches.

No.

Sammiches are only for good boys.

 

[Revoltingest]

You say'n we're not boys!?

 

[Wu Wei]

Listen toilet boy you want to go cheap then you go right ahead you cheap no account toilet tickling troglodyte but a SANDWICH ain't gonna cut with me....it probably has greasy foul vile bacon on it with moldy bread anyway....DISGUSTING!!!!

 

[Revoltingest]

Anti-baconite!

 

[Wu Wei]

Yup and I find that to be a compliment...... and although I feel that you did not post within the rules of or in the spirit of the thread...and I find that mildly offensive (you can do better by the way... that was a bit lame)

Thank you for the compliment

And you are welcome...I just saved your bacon there by finding a way to be offended by your impotent post

 

[Wu Wei]

Wow...I rendered the Revolting one speechless with my last post....

I am so very pleased with me

 

[Revoltingest]

Ugh! Yer pleasuring yerself! Ewwwww!

Quick, everyone....hide the children!

 

[4consideration]

You say'n we're not boys!?

No. Of course you're boys. I wouldn't dream of calling you men.

Ugh! Yer pleasuring yerself! Ewwwww!

Quick, everyone....hide the children!

Quick, boys...hide here, in the garage...and clean it up while you're in there.

 

[Revoltingest]

You ain't gonna turn out the lights & have yer way with us, are you?
Willie don't cheat!

 

[Wu Wei]

oh for crying out loud...not this again..... the two of you ...GET A ROOM!!!! And stop being so offensive in public.....there are children watching

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh, now Mr Threesome wants in!
4con & Willie don't swing that way!

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh puke...oh yuk...oh how vile and disgusting.... I want nothing to do with EITHER of you...oh gag....I think I'm going to be sick.....BARF!!!! PUKE!!!!! GAG!!! CHOKE!!!!!! BARF!!!!

Oh you are offensive...

 

[Revoltingest]

I think 4con & I should be offended at your revulsion & rejection.
Not that we're interested....but dang!

 

[Wu Wei]

Namaste

 

[Revoltingest]

What!?
That's an offensive non-sequitur!

 

[atanu]

What an uncultured fellow.

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[Thief]

I don't have time to watch some guy suck on a sax.

But if you were to playback the fugue in Dminor by Bach.......

 

[Revoltingest]

How dare you post with your pants on backwards!

 

[Thief]

Keep to the scheme of things you slowminded Scotty.....

We moving on to music.

And PLEASE don't puff up your over grown whoopee cushion.

 

[atanu]

I don't have time to watch some guy suck on a sax.

But if you were to playback the fugue in Dminor by Bach.......

But what is Dminor, btw. So offensive.