Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

Your post offends me cuz you scented it with pot pourri!

 

[Draupadi]

I am jealous of your sweet and diva-like voice .

 

[Thief]

I am jealous of your sweet and diva-like voice .

You will change your mind when he gets out that oversized whoopee cushion he uses for music!

 

[Revoltingest]

You spoiled the surprise!

 

[atanu]

Now now. You reptilia. You were trying to deceive a lady?

 

[Brickjectivity]

I totally respect that post, atanu. Very offensive! I congratulate you. Don't do it again.

 

[4consideration]

That's a tough post to follow. It's civil, polite -- and doesn't belong on this thread!

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't you dare give the boot (only size 4 though) to a fellow poster!

 

[4consideration]

Don't you dare give the boot (only size 4 though) to a fellow poster!

I think you just see everyone as booty!

 

[Revoltingest]

Ewwwwwwwwwwww!
You'd include Wirey, Quagmire, Wu Wei & the Oldbadger?
Ewwwwwwwwwwww!

 

[4consideration]

Hey! Don't talk that way about my friends!

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't imagine me with them!

 

[4consideration]

I wasn't, until you brought it up. I think you wanted me to. Don't worry, you got the pink feathered boa.

 

[Revoltingest]

That's all I get to keep modest!?
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

 

[4consideration]

That wasn't what I meant, and you know it.

You were wearing a negligee, too.

 

[Revoltingest]

What color?
I'm offended you didn't say!

 

[4consideration]

Why should I have to say? You told me how much you like wearing a pink negligee, with a boa as an accessory.

What? You wanted a different color this time? How should I know? I'm not a mind reader!

 

[Revoltingest]

Not pink....dusty rose, ya color blind haberdasher!

 

[Draupadi]

Don't disturb us with details about your personal life Revoltingest.

 

[Revoltingest]

But you pleaded with me by PM!
And yes, my feet are size 12.