Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Thief]

And the size of that item in the toilet bowl?

LET IT GO, MAN!.....LET IT GO!

 

[Revoltingest]

I does me job!
No matter how long it takes!

Oooooo....squishy!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Naturally how long it takes determines how boring it is to hear about.

 

[Revoltingest]

If'n ya don't like the smell, then don't sniff the goods!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Goods is a relative term that doesn't apply to things you've posted in this particular thread, but you're welcome to read my stuff if you lack inspiration.

 

[Thief]

ok...so everyone here finally got tired of poking low brow humor at each other?

Fine!...good!

About time you guys grew up.
We have better things to do!...don't we?

(anybody there?)

(anybody?)

aww com'on!......I know you're there!

(where is everybody?)

 

[atanu]

You will never stop your poking habit.

 

[Revoltingest]

Hey! It's who he is.
He pokes.
Don't be an anti-pokite, ya intolerant banana peeler!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Stop touching butts. You butt-toucher.

 

[Vinayaka]

But but ... He's no butt toucher, as no self-respecting butt would allow itself to be touched by that Neanderthal moose-imitating weasel.

 

[4consideration]

What has a weasel ever done to you?

 

[Vinayaka]

It killed my pet cat, ya overthinkin' simplistic hard-blowin unsympathetic nosepickin' weasel hugger.

 

[Alt Thinker]

It's not weasels that are the problem, you fool! It's badgers! And we don't need no stinking badgers!!!

 

[Draupadi]

And we don't need a dog 'older than the hills'.

 

[atanu]

You can't just call all old people dogs.

 

[Draupadi]

Atanu I was referring to his avatar+title.

 

[Revoltingest]

Anti-doggite!

 

[Draupadi]

Anti-cleanliness! You can never take your hands out of that toilet can you?

 

[Brickjectivity]

For someone who brushes their teeth with foot cream he's doing pretty good. Maybe you need to stop judging other people's toiletry habits and pay more attention to that extra pair of arms you have. What are they for? You probably cheat at chess.

 

[Revoltingest]

For someone who brushes their teeth with foot cream he's doing pretty good.

You remembered, ya elephantine earwax muncher!