Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

Ewww! You were ogling my ankles instead of hers!

 

[Thief]

Ewww! You were ogling my ankles instead of hers!

I told you to get out of the way!
OWWW!

Now my eyes hurt!
Good thing ninjas can work in the dark!

Here it comes.....stab....stab.....stab....

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh, sure....you say that I just got in the way.
But when I protested, then you started in with the touching!

 

[Thief]

Oh....so you wanna be touched do ya?!


Stab.....stab....stab....

 

[4consideration]

Get a room!

 

[Thief]

I can make some room....stab....stab....stab....

 

[4consideration]

"Stab...stab...stab..." could be interpreted as indicating negative intent. That's wrong!

You should come up with something nicer.

I think you should replace it with, "that's my opinion, but now and for always I'll defer to 4Con's opinion and/or preference on the matter."

 

[Revoltingest]

You always think everything's about you!
(It's about me.)

 

[4consideration]

Good. I'm hungry. How about YOU get after fixing some grub?

 

[Revoltingest]

Good. I'm hungry. How about YOU get after fixing some grub?

Such poor grammar!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Such poor surgery, too. You went and had your ankles removed? Moronic.

 

[atanu]

 

[Revoltingest]

What on Earth does such nonesense mean!?
On second thought....don't translate.
It's bound to be even more offensive if the meaning is clear.

 

[atanu]

You can't even let an ape in peace? What is your problem man?

 

[Brickjectivity]

I have a real problem with people who have a problem with apes.

 

[Revoltingest]

You have a problem with apes, eh?
Anti-apeite!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Fibulous.

 

[atanu]

Frivolous, actually.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I have a bone to pick with you. Its the fibula.

 

[4consideration]

I knew you had skeletons in the closet!