Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

You think I'm awesome?
Such a high opinion of me is offensive indeed!

You have a problem with directions don't you...left, right, up, down, before and after..... how sad.... you should invest in a compass....but then I wonder if you can read a compass....

 

[Thief]

A compass wouldn't do Revolt any good.
Obviously....he's going down the tube.

 

[Wu Wei]

Well I'm so offended I'm logging off.... well I would log off even if I was not offended...I have some place to be...but being offended makes it so much more dramatic

 

[Brickjectivity]

I'm offended by that post, but its for a very good reason.

 

[Wu Wei]

I logged onto check and I'm so offended by your port, although I agree with your reasons...I'm logging off again....that and I'm tired and going to bed.... but I'm offended so it may take an extra minute or two to fall asleep

 

[samosasauce]

God darn it learn how to use periods! You're an inconsiderate disgrace to the English language! You make Shakespeare weep in his grave.

 

[Wu Wei]

Thou lumpish hell-hated pigeon-egg!

like I would listen to one who has not so much brain as ear wax

Go, ye giddy goose.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Who taught you about earwax? Who told you about earwax? Stop stealing our technology!

 

[Thief]

God darn it learn how to use periods! You're an inconsiderate disgrace to the English language! You make Shakespeare weep in his grave.

Oh ye so shallow of thought and vain in heart..............
How am I sooooooooooooo offended........
Let me count the ways.....

I would that thee be of sound mind ....and ye are not.......
I would thee be of tender heart and grace....and ye are not....


That's enough....

 

[Brickjectivity]

Oh ye so shallow of thought and vain in heart..............
How am I sooooooooooooo offended........
Let me count the ways.....

I would that thee be of sound mind ....and ye are not.......
I would thee be of tender heart and grace....and ye are not....


That's enough....

Stop stealing our plot devices!

 

[Thief]

Stop stealing our plot devices!

and props!.....but hey!.....rubber knives suck!
thump....thump.....thump....

 

[Wu Wei]

About time you realized it..... at least they are better than the balloon swords you usually use

 

[Thief]

About time you realized it..... at least they are better than the balloon swords you usually use

Those things are just party favors.
Nitrous oxide and a sword to the head!
hehehehehehehee

Just for laughs....nothing serious!

 

[Wu Wei]

OK...WHY am I NOT offended by that..... You really need to step up your game.... that actually made me chuckle......

 

[4consideration]

I'm not laughing! How do you expect us to know why you feel a certain way, when you don't even know it for yourself? We're not your mama!

 

[Wu Wei]

thank GODDNESS you're not my mama

 

[4consideration]

You wish I was your mama!

 

[Wu Wei]

I know you are rather delusional like your slap and tickle pal Revotingest but no, no I don't.... actually it is quite the contrary...I am rather glad you are not....

 

[4consideration]

I couldn't be anyway. You're older than me. A lot older. Way older. Meanie Pants! :sad4:

 

[Wu Wei]

well thank heaven for little miracles... I see you are in the real world...for a moment

And thank you, I try very hard and practice often to be mean and it is nice to know it is paying off