Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Brickjectivity]

That should be funny, but that kind of thing only turns him on.

 

[Revoltingest]

And I shall take this chance to put your hand in a bucket of warm water....heeheeheeheeheehee

Yeah, young wags have tried that before.....with unexpected results.

 

[Wu Wei]

You ain't Sasquatch.... although you do smell like him

 

[Brickjectivity]

Please don't talk about my cousin like you're familiar.

 

[Wu Wei]

Cousin huh.....do you stink like Revoltingest too

 

[Revoltingest]

You ain't Sasquatch.... although you do smell like him

Yer bluff'n!
You couldn't know either of those 2 things.

 

[Willamena]

I'd love to be offended, if any of you were actually offensive.

 

[Brickjectivity]

And we'd love for you to be offended. Too bad you're being resistant about it!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'd love to be offended, if any of you were actually offensive.

So.....you come here just demand'n to be offended like yer some queen deigning to let the little people be her jesters?
Well, I am offended, ya shovel polish'n, no wrench own'n, carpet roll'n, sushi fancier!

 

[Willamena]

So.....you come here just demand'n to be offended like yer some queen deigning to let the little people be her jesters?
Well, I am offended, ya shovel polish'n, no wrench own'n, carpet roll'n, sushi fancier!

Oh. Well done.

 

[Wu Wei]

Is that sarcasm..... or is it condescension..... or possibly both..... or worse yet.... an actual complement....now that IS offensive

 

[Brickjectivity]

Oh, just hurry up and eat her, and stop typing nonsense.

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh, just hurry up and eat her, and stop typing nonsense.

That's disgusting!
How dare you tell him to.....uh.....oh, you mean disembowel & consume her.
Well, that's still offensive.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Haven't you heard the story of goldilocks and the one bear?

 

[Thief]

Oh!....so this IS a children's game...

well, exCUUUSsMEEeee!

Now let's upgrade to high school practical jokes.
Where's Revolting and his whoopee cushion?

 

[Brickjectivity]

That cushion was yours, so don't try to deny.

 

[4consideration]

That was no cushion! Don't let Thief tell you otherwise.

 

[Revoltingest]

That was no cushion! Don't let Thief tell you otherwise.

Oh, don't be so secretive!
Go ahead & brag about me new invention.....the whoopee haggis.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I invented that first!

 

[Thief]

That's a lie....
Everyone one knows Revolting and his bag pipes.
and we all wish we didn't....