Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

Well that is HARDLY an apology you foul mouthed, disheveled, disingenuous, derelict

 

[Revoltingest]

It's all yer get'n, ya greedy, blood stained, flower child eat'n, smelly old burpomatic!

 

[Wu Wei]

The name calling is uncalled for you whiskey, swilling, entrails eating, belch factory

 

[Revoltingest]

Fool! Cretin! Knave! Woodlouse! Jackanape! Cheese eat'n surrender bear!

 

[Wu Wei]

OK the first few may or may not be true but the last one most certainly is not....although I do eat chees form time to time I am no surrender bear... you shovel fondling, tractor cuddling, drunken deviant

 

[Thief]

why don't the two of you just kiss and make up?

 

[Revoltingest]

Bears just can't stop with a kiss.....they start chew'n, & swallow'n, & before ya know it....there's an empty kilt on the ground.

 

[Thief]

right....a sloppy tongue in the face....a nibble on the ear.....
next thing you know you're face deep a shallow grave....

saw the routine in a scary movie.

 

[Wu Wei]

Well well well....you do have a keen grasp of the obvious don't you... silly overly affectionate and trusting humans

 

[Thief]

There goes Revolting.....

 

[Revoltingest]

Fool!
That's not me!
I don't wear plaid shirts or mustaches!

Bear saliva.....ew.

 

[Thief]

sorry.....
no I mean I'm REALLY sorry.....

 

[Revoltingest]

Sorry?
Apologies are weak!
This is especially so in a thread about taking offense!
Now, step up, be offended, & be offensive, ya mewl'n, cat juggle'n, butt cheek slapper!

 

[Thief]

Sorry?
Apologies are weak!
This is especially so in a thread about taking offense!
Now, step up, be offended, & be offensive, ya mewl'n, cat juggle'n, butt cheek slapper!

no..... you shallow minded cushion puffer.....
I meant sorry....it wasn't you with his head in the mouth of that grizzly....

 

[Wu Wei]

Sorry?
Apologies are weak!
This is especially so in a thread about taking offense!
Now, step up, be offended, & be offensive, ya mewl'n, cat juggle'n, butt cheek slapper!

Your apparent complete lack of understanding of the thing thief said, which was offensive on multiple levels, would be rather funny...if it was not so obtusely offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

no..... you shallow minded cushion puffer.....
I meant sorry....it wasn't you with his head in the mouth of that grizzly....

So instead, you wish me harm....harm covered with bear spittle!?
I'll put yer head in the opposite end, ya hair comb'n, toe nail chew'n, coin jingle'n, noodle slurper!

 

[Wu Wei]

Sorry?
Apologies are weak!
This is especially so in a thread about taking offense!
Now, step up, be offended, & be offensive, ya mewl'n, cat juggle'n, butt cheek slapper!

Your obtuseness is offensive

no..... you shallow minded cushion puffer.....
I meant sorry....it wasn't you with his head in the mouth of that grizzly....

See that is what I mean...and eeeew....not even piranha would want to get near his foul stench

 

[Thief]

So instead, you wish me harm....harm covered with bear spittle!?
I'll put yer head in the opposite end, ya hair comb'n, toe nail chew'n, coin jingle'n, noodle slurper!

I deny all that you said....but...
how did you know I was eating ramen?

 

[Revoltingest]

I deny all that you said....but...
how did you know I was eating ramen?

Noodles all over yer shirt & chin, ya slovenly, noodle bedecked, hose coiler!

 

[Thief]

You're just jealous cause my hose is long enough to be coiled.