Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

looked up noxious in the dictionary.... all it said was Revoltingest you repugnant, reprehensible, reprobate

 

[Thief]

you forgot...regurgitated

and be more careful of your diet
Scots are likely to be full of haggis

 

[Revoltingest]

I am deeply deeply offended by your post!
Not the text....it's quite lame.
But the stench....it smells like Rosie O'Donnell ate a rotting skunk carcass, & then had a case of the Hershy squirts!

 

[Thief]

I'm sure Rosie would be greatly offended

I don't care

 

[Revoltingest]

Your lack of caring is extremely disgusting.

 

[Thief]

sorry to take sooooo long in reply

but you don't carry much of a ......

well not much of anything really
makes it difficult to be creative by retort

you're not much to work with

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh, that does it!
What a terrible thing to say.
I'm going to pelt you with cat turds!

 

[4consideration]

You keeps a stash of cat turds?

 

[Revoltingest]

Go find yer own cat turds!
Ya canna borrow mine....again.

 

[Thief]

monkeys throw crap

but you probably knew that

 

[4consideration]

Must you be so persnickety when it comes to crap throwing trivia?

 

[Thief]

apes are apes

and you don't fool me with that angelic avatar

 

[4consideration]

apes are apes

and you don't fool me with that angelic avatar

What do you mean by that?

Are you saying my halo is blindingly bright?!

 

[Thief]

What do you mean by that?

Are you saying my halo is blindingly bright?!

no....of course not....

I think you're an ape.....wearing feathers


have you seen the Wizard of Oz?

you have a LARGE family

 

[Revoltingest]

Unfair to apes!
They're people too.

 

[Thief]

oh god....another evolutionist....

 

[Wu Wei]

so you think Gods and evolutionist do ya..... that is just plain offensive on so many levels to multiple religious orders

 

[Thief]

so you think Gods and evolutionist do ya..... that is just plain offensive on so many levels to multiple religious orders

I have no religion...soooooo
I don't care

and bears should hibernate.....MORE
A LOT more

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that me pappy is so anti-bear.

 

[Thief]

yeah....well.....
I know how to handle unruly boys ...in skirts....

no wait....

THAT didn't come out right

forget it
nevermind