Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

I find his admitted proclivities offensive

 

[Thief]

I admit NOTHING!

Thief is ninja!
you can't make me talk

but I will complain
about the smell of wet rugs and fish breath

 

[Wu Wei]

He likes to eat fish, wet on rugs, and then complain about it

 

[Thief]

that was not what I meant......you stinker

 

[Brickjectivity]

Oh, that's very original. Makes me want to play some lively accordion music.

 

[Thief]

I am soooooooooooo upset that you even SUGGEST accordion music

omg.....how can you even THINK on such a loooooooow level?

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh, that does it!
How dare you cast aspersions upon the greatest of all keyboard instruments!
Go wash your mouth out with hot bacon grease!

 

[Thief]

Oh, that does it!
How dare you cast aspersions upon the greatest of all keyboard instruments!
Go wash your mouth out with hot bacon grease!

oh!....so you finally gave up blowing on that whoooopee cushion you call a bagpipe.....?

(I don't care if it has a keyboard.......it sucks (air)

 

[Brickjectivity]

If you don't like it why don't you do something about it instead of blowing it off.

 

[Wu Wei]

I am offended by his vulgar use of pigeons for his amusement

 

[Brickjectivity]

It hurts my feelings when he leaves food in the refrigerator too long.

 

[The Holy Bottom Burp]

It hurts my feelings when he leaves food in the refrigerator too long.

Yeah right, you want to destroy micro organisms, single cell life forms, just because you are multi-cellular? Fascist.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Yeah right, you want to destroy micro organisms, single cell life forms, just because you are multi-cellular? Fascist.

He's a meiosis baby!

 

[The Holy Bottom Burp]

He's a meiosis baby!

meiosis
mʌɪˈəʊsɪs/
noun
noun: meiosis; plural noun: meioses

1. 1.
   Biology
   a type of cell division that results in four daughter cells each with half the number of chromosomes of the parent cell, as in the production of gametes and plant spores.

Right, so now you are sexist. Man hater, you make me sick.

 

[Thief]

oh look^....we have a biologist among us

yeah right

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh look...we have a..... balloon sword wielding ninjer in dirty PJs among us

 

[Thief]

oh look....we have a stuffed bear rug.....that can type
sort of

 

[Brickjectivity]

Oh look we have boo-hoo-ologist amongst us. Doesn't like our rugs. Insists on wearing shoes indoors!

 

[Thief]

Oh look we have boo-hoo-ologist amongst us. Doesn't like our rugs. Insists on wearing shoes indoors!

considering the rug.....yes......shoes in the house

maybe the rug should be thrown out

 

[Wu Wei]

You do realize ..that Ode de Rancid Polecat aftershave.... isn't really working for you