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Be Offended By the Post Above You
- Thread starter DreadFish
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DavidFirth
Well-Known Member
Like bears get offended. They don't even. They get even - unless you can outrun them.
The Holy Bottom Burp
Active Member
I've heard a gag about outrunning a bear, just go into bear country with a fat friend...when the bear attacks you don't have to outrun the bear, just your fat friend. You "fattist" fiend!Highly offensive sir, take it back!
DavidFirth
Well-Known Member
That's offensive to overweight people.
Thief
Rogue Theologian
get your butt out of the way
The Holy Bottom Burp
Active Member
What is wrong with being naive sir? I've just purchased the Golden Gate Bridge for $50 online. Suck it up, I managed to thieve it away from you Thief!
The Holy Bottom Burp
Active Member
How dare you madam, it came with a 1 minute cash back guarantee.Offended by your gullibility.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Yup.... and boy can bears run fast and for a log time to.....
That is true, but in your case...based on that offensive post....we are willing to make an exception...
The Holy Bottom Burp
Active Member
Now I find that offensive, cos it's scary!
DavidFirth
Well-Known Member
I'll second that. That's scarier than terrorist with an AK47.
The Holy Bottom Burp
Active Member
You are saying a terrorist with an AK47 is scarier than a terrorist with an M16? You sir, are a traitor! Highly offended!
What is it you don't understand about the word 'Scary'? Just because someone is scared its no excuse for picking on their vulnerable feelings.
DavidFirth
Well-Known Member
You offended my feelings by calling them vulnerable.
What is it you don't like about me? Look if you can't say anything nice....
DavidFirth
Well-Known Member
Terrorists don't carry M16s. You're thinking of traitors.