Be Offended By the Post Above You

[DavidFirth]

I'm offended because you're glad I'm offended and you hoped I'd be offended by that!

 

[Wu Wei]

I am offended that you dare show your face in polite society


That was meant for thief by the way...but you'll do....

 

[DavidFirth]

I'm offended that you were willing to sub me for Thief.

I'm also offended that a mere bear would dare insult me!

 

[Wu Wei]

I am offended by your elitist attitude and the use of "mere"

 

[DavidFirth]

I am offended by your animalistic person.

 

[Revoltingest]

Would it kill ya to take a breath mint?

 

[DavidFirth]

Now I'm royally offended. My breath is great. Unless I've just smoked, then it isn't so good.

 

[Revoltingest]

I also recommend.....

 

[Wu Wei]

Physician heal thyself.. you odoriferous offender of the offended

 

[DavidFirth]

Odors are offensive.

 

[Brickjectivity]

For real? No, for real? Like, are you for real?

 

[DavidFirth]

I'm offended by people who don't know if I'm for real.

 

[4consideration]

As if everyone's supposed to know you're for real! I never said I doubted it!

I think you're kind of real. I'll call you Sir Real.

 

[DavidFirth]

Well, at least you did call me Sir.

 

[Brickjectivity]

What, you think that is some kind of insult? That is not right.

 

[DavidFirth]

I'm insulted now. Happy?

 

[4consideration]

We're not responsible for your happiness!

Don't put that kind of pressure on us!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Hearing you speak of pressure reminds me of all those times that you gave me noogies. Can't we just let that go?

 

[4consideration]

Why did you have to bring that up after all this time?

If you really wanted to let it go, why can't you just stop throwing it in my face?!

 

[DavidFirth]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, shet epppppppppppppp!