Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

Telling people to hut up is offensive.... so why don't you just shut your pie hole

 

[DavidFirth]

How dare you say that!

You're just an uncouth bear.

 

[Wu Wei]

I am offended by your disparaging remark belittling my couthness

 

[Brickjectivity]

We could use a break from all of this growling.

 

[Revoltingest]

Grrrrrr!!!!!!

 

[Brickjectivity]

I meant 'Towling', but you jumped to conclusions. You were out to find fault, and so you did. Congratulations Mr. Perfect.

 

[EverChanging]

I meant 'Towling', but you jumped to conclusions. You were out to find fault, and so you did. Congratulations Mr. Perfect.

And there you go finding fault. Hypocrite!

 

[Brickjectivity]

What's wrong with hypocrisy? Its better than judging people, you judger.

 

[Wu Wei]

I am offended by your judging others who are judging

 

[DavidFirth]

I am offended by your judging him for judging others who are judging.

You ought to keep yo' yap shat, bro.

 

[Wu Wei]

Yap...did you say YAP!!! well... I am offended....now shut your pie hole

 

[DavidFirth]

Me pie hole is offended. So stuff some bacon in it.

 

[Wu Wei]

Bacon is foul vile and offensive...almost as foul vile and offensive as those who eat the foul vile greasy offensive slabs of overly salted coronary inducers

 

[Revoltingest]

When you come out of the woods to post, be sure to check for klingons first.
Ew.

 

[Wu Wei]

I find his fanatical need for his pusillanimous pile of parrot dropping aftershave offensive and jejune

 

[DavidFirth]

I find his fanatical need for his pusillanimous pile of parrot dropping aftershave offensive and jejune

That's just gross. And offensive.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Kindly step off of my feeling. Its the only one I have left.

 

[Wu Wei]

I find your obsession with "YOUR" feelings highly objectionable and offensive

 

[Brickjectivity]

I said 1 feeling, and you stepped on it. How would you like it if someone stepped on your sandwich? Well then don't stomp on other people's feelings.

 

[Wu Wei]

talking about feelings is almost as offensive as suggesting people step on sandwiches