Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

I find your fashion sense...or lack thereof.... offensive

 

[DavidFirth]

A bear with fashion sense? No such animal.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Raccoons have fashion sense, and you ought to exclude them when you mention 'Bears' lest anyone should get confused. Its negligent to leave out the distinction.

 

[Wu Wei]

I am offended by your mention of those little fuzzy raccoon bandits in the same sentence as REAL bears

 

[Brickjectivity]

Friendly fire?

 

[Wu Wei]

I am offended because I have no idea what you are trying to say, therefore I will jump to the unreasonable conclusion that is it some sort of offensive insult

 

[Revoltingest]

Your arrogant self confidence is offensive.
And your breath ain't no picnic either.

 

[Brickjectivity]

As instructed I am offended at your post, not that it is in any way sensible, relevant or even entertaining.

 

[Wu Wei]

your insulting and condescending post is offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

As instructed I am offended at your post, not that it is in any way sensible, relevant or even entertaining.

Your breath also smells like a sweaty dirty hiker who hasn't bathed in weeks.
What gives there, bub!?

 

[Wu Wei]

I find your personal attacks offensive....besides...the odor eaters in your shoe have dissolved and they are no longer working for you.... that too is offensive

 

[Brickjectivity]

You obviously have no appreciation for pigeons.

 

[Revoltingest]

If in the process of eating someone wearing Odor Eaters, do
you, a crotchety old bear, become an older Odor Eater eater?
Offensive!

 

[Wu Wei]

You obviously have no appreciation for pigeons.

I find your assumptions offensive......Rats with wings...sure I have an appreciation for them..... especially when they call then squab

 

[Wu Wei]

If in the process of eating someone wearing Odor Eaters, do
you, a crotchety old bear, become an older Odor Eater eater?
Offensive!

That thought, statement and accusation is offensive to the third power

 

[Brickjectivity]

You are Math incarnate to the third power.

 

[DavidFirth]

Math freaks are offensive to non-freaks.

 

[Wu Wei]

You are so offensively offensive that your even you offensiveness is offending me

 

[DavidFirth]

Bears' stink and they carry lice and that's offensive.

 

[Brickjectivity]

You left out trichinosis. Why would you do that?