Black tomatoes

[David1967]

So I was having a conversation with @Sunstone the other day about the tomatoes in my garden. My favorite are the small cherry tomatoes. They are great to snack on. @Sunstone recommended I try some of the black tomatoes. I said, "tomatoes are supposed to be red in my book, besides the tomatoes you are recommending look like some kind of alien seed pods from a movie like "Invasion of the body snatchers". I mean ,I don't want to eat them and then turn into someone I am not. But my friend Sunstone didn't give up and eventually I took his advice, reluctantly believing him that they were not in fact Alien seed pods. I ate some ,and he was right. They are delicious. I don't really feel different, but have noticed some minor changes in my daily routine and political views. For one thing and for no apparent reason, I went and stuck "Yes we can" stickers all over my car bumper. And put out yard signs that read "Hillary 2020". Also I never thought I would ever entertain the thought that clothing optional beaches were something to be considered. And why am I making gift baskets full of these tomatoes and leaving them on peoples doorsteps? Hmmm, doesn't seem to make sense really. Just somehow feels right. Did Sunstone have some nefarious reason behind recommending this odd fruit to me? Nah, couldn't be. Gotta go now, my new favorite program is on MSNBC.

 

[sun rise]

I'm glad you got with the program.

All over America people are eating much more than just those tomatoes. Sometimes you don't even have to eat anything. Our methods are legion. In spite of the foes trying to stop us, our ultimate aims will be reached sooner than many suppose.

Even the warnings all over the internet have not stopped us. After all, if this warning went unheeded possibly because it was cast as ray guns and Scotsmen. But you were warned and ignored the warning.

 

[Kenny]

So I was having a conversation with @Sunstone the other day about the tomatoes in my garden. My favorite are the small cherry tomatoes. They are great to snack on. @Sunstone recommended I try some of the black tomatoes. I said, "tomatoes are supposed to be red in my book, besides the tomatoes you are recommending look like some kind of alien seed pods from a movie like "Invasion of the body snatchers". I mean ,I don't want to eat them and then turn into someone I am not. But my friend Sunstone didn't give up and eventually I took his advice, reluctantly believing him that they were not in fact Alien seed pods. I ate some ,and he was right. They are delicious. I don't really feel different, but have noticed some minor changes in my daily routine and political views. For one thing and for no apparent reason, I went and stuck "Yes we can" stickers all over my car bumper. And put out yard signs that read "Hillary 2020". Also I never thought I would ever entertain the thought that clothing optional beaches were something to be considered. And why am I making gift baskets full of these tomatoes and leaving them on peoples doorsteps? Hmmm, doesn't seem to make sense really. Just somehow feels right. Did Sunstone have some nefarious reason behind recommending this odd fruit to me? Nah, couldn't be. Gotta go now, my new favorite program is on MSNBC.
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To the dark side you are going.

 

[David1967]

I'm glad you got with the program.

All over America people are eating much more than just those tomatoes. Sometimes you don't even have to eat anything. Our methods are legion. In spite of the foes trying to stop us, our ultimate aims will be reached sooner than many suppose.

Even the warnings all over the internet have not stopped us. After all, if this warning went unheeded possibly because it was cast as ray guns and Scotsmen. But you were warned and ignored the warning.

I noticed that the first victims name was "Harold Potter" . Coincidence?

 

[sun rise]

I noticed that the first victims name was "Harold Potter" . Coincidence?

You found out another of our methods - literature - little good will it do. After all, what Christian, amongst others, can resist this:

"Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all those who live without love."

"You are protected, in short, by your ability to love!"

 

[Revoltingest]

After all, if this warning went unheeded possibly because it was cast as ray guns and Scotsmen. But you were warned and ignored the warning.

This explains a few things.

 

[David1967]

This explains a few things.

Don't tell me. You used to be French before you were hit with the ET Scotsman ray gun.

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't tell me. You used to be French before you were hit with the ET Scotsman ray gun.

No, I cut me finger to let all the Frenchistanian blood run out.
I kept only the Dutch, Scottish & German blood.

 

[David1967]

Dutch, Scottish & German blood

Ah, so your a wooden shoe wearing, drunken, warmonger?

 

[Revoltingest]

Ah, so your a wooden shoe wearing, drunken, warmonger?

Warmonger?
No.

 

[ChristineM]

So I was having a conversation with @Sunstone the other day about the tomatoes in my garden. My favorite are the small cherry tomatoes. They are great to snack on. @Sunstone recommended I try some of the black tomatoes. I said, "tomatoes are supposed to be red in my book, besides the tomatoes you are recommending look like some kind of alien seed pods from a movie like "Invasion of the body snatchers". I mean ,I don't want to eat them and then turn into someone I am not. But my friend Sunstone didn't give up and eventually I took his advice, reluctantly believing him that they were not in fact Alien seed pods. I ate some ,and he was right. They are delicious. I don't really feel different, but have noticed some minor changes in my daily routine and political views. For one thing and for no apparent reason, I went and stuck "Yes we can" stickers all over my car bumper. And put out yard signs that read "Hillary 2020". Also I never thought I would ever entertain the thought that clothing optional beaches were something to be considered. And why am I making gift baskets full of these tomatoes and leaving them on peoples doorsteps? Hmmm, doesn't seem to make sense really. Just somehow feels right. Did Sunstone have some nefarious reason behind recommending this odd fruit to me? Nah, couldn't be. Gotta go now, my new favorite program is on MSNBC.
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Tomatoes come in all shapes, sizes and flavours

The black ones are full of flavour and have a stronger 'tomato' flavour than red.

If you are into cherry tomatos, they also come in various cases

 

[Revoltingest]

Ah, so your a wooden shoe wearing, drunken, warmonger?

To elaborate, I like a strong defense, & worked for that.
It all serves to prevent war.
(Waddaya expect from a draft dodging military weapon design engineer?)
Although I was less successful in steering the country away from needless war.

 

[Spiderman]

What a coincidence, today I bought cherry tomatoes that are red, orange, and black!

 

[David1967]

What a coincidence, today I bought cherry tomatoes that are red, orange, and black!

Beware. The black ones are alien seed pods.

 

[ChristineM]

Ugly alien seed pods but so tasty

 

[Revoltingest]

Black is beautiful.

 

[David1967]

Black is beautiful.

Yes it is....just not on alien seed pods, I mean tomatoes.

 

[David1967]

No, I cut me finger to let all the Frenchistanian blood run out.
I kept only the Dutch, Scottish & German blood.

A mosquito bit me and took all the native blood from me leaving only English ,German and a dab of French.

 

[ChristineM]

Black is beautiful.

Definitely.. raw, fried, roasted or bbqed, black is the best

 

[Revoltingest]

A mosquito bit me and took all the native blood from me leaving only English ,German and a dab of French.

I guess mosquitoes here developed a taste for aboriginals over the last 16,000 years, eh.