Boobs are Free!

[Skwim]

Women have nicer breasts than men anyway.

Some do.

.

 

[Skwim]

With a court that ruled that same sex people can get married, I'm not surprised at any of their rulings. All norms and morals will be trashed by this court!

Bare female breasts are immoral? Is that what you're saying?

.

 

[Flame]

With a court that ruled that same sex people can get married, I'm not surprised at any of their rulings. All norms and morals will be trashed by this court!

But bare male chests are fine amirite?

 

[Iti oj]

I just want to point out the women's boobs are sexy, so no it is not the same thing.

Ummm have you even seen my boobs ? Male tit perfection

 

[Evangelicalhumanist]

Women have nicer breasts than men anyway.

Sez you!

 

[Evangelicalhumanist]

With a court that ruled that same sex people can get married, I'm not surprised at any of their rulings. All norms and morals will be trashed by this court!

And remember, it was a stupid COURT that said it was okay for a black man to marry a white woman (Loving v Virginia). Just shows ya, eh?

 

[Skwim]

To the tune "Ya got trouble" from The Music Man


Professor Harold Hill

Friend,either you're closing your eyes
To a situation you do not wish to acknowledge
Or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated
By the presence of boobs in your community
Well, ya got trouble, my friend, right here
I say, trouble right here in River City
Why sure I'm a booby watcher
Certainly mighty proud I say
I'm always mighty proud to say it
I consider that the hours I spend
With a boob in my hand are golden
Help you cultivate horse sense
And a cool head and a keen eye
Jever' take and try to find
A well exposed boob
From a 100 yards away?
But just as I say
It takes judgment, brains, and maturity to score
In any topless game
I say that any girl can take
And pop a boob from a bra
And I call that sloth
The first big step on the road
To the depths of deg-ra-day--
I say, first, bare boobs. Then beer from a bottle!

Now, I know all you folks are the right kind of parents
I'm gonna be perfectly frank
Would ya like to know what kinda conversation goes
On while they're lookin' at boobs?
They be tryin' out maneuver, tryin' out glimpse
Tryin' out booby-peek like sinful fiends!
And braggin' all about
How they've scored with all them bare breasted wimmin
One fine night, they leave the pool hall
Headin' for the dance at the Arm'ry!
Libertine men and Scarlet women!
And Rag-time, shameless music
That'll grab your son, your daughter
With the arms of a jungle animal instinct!
Mass-staria!
Friends, the idle brain is the devil's playground!
​

People:

Trouble, oh we got trouble
Right here in River City!
With a capital "T"
That rhymes with "B"
And that stands for Boob
That stands for boob
We've surely got trouble!
Right here in River City
Right here!
Gotta figure out a way
To keep the young ones moral after school!
Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble...

.​

 

[Nakosis]

United States Federal Court Rules Females are Free to Display Their Breasts in Public

"This has been ruled because there is no difference when it comes to male and female breasts. This ruling is something that will anger some and empower others."

I'm sure this will anger some - as the article predicts, but I think it's great!

I always thought the US was pretty prudish on such things. Violence is however more acceptable. Trump's ratings edge up slightly after bombing Syria. It seems a weird culture.

 

[The Kilted Heathen]

It really is. Having taken many Life Drawing courses, and being an avid watcher of Game of Thrones, boobs are really nothing special to see.

 

[ADigitalArtist]

With a court that ruled that same sex people can get married, I'm not surprised at any of their rulings. All norms and morals will be trashed by this court!

Bye bye blind traditionalism! Don't let the door hit you on the way out!

 

[CogentPhilosopher]

It wasn't sarcasm.
Again, Welcome to RF!

Tom

I am really tempted to say something that would have a high likelihood of making you angry. But I must resist such dark desires.

With all possible respect, from where do you choose to justify your position on same-sex marriage?

 

[columbus]

I am really tempted to say something that would have a high likelihood of making you angry. But I must resist such dark desires.

With all possible respect, from where do you choose to justify your position on same-sex marriage?

You could hardly make me especially angry about that, cutie.
I would be happy to chat about it, but not derail this particular thread.

Besides, I haven't ripped the beating heart from a screaming Christian and taken bite since the day before yesterday
Tom

 

[CogentPhilosopher]

You could hardly make me especially angry about that, cutie.
I would be happy to chat about it, but not derail this particular thread.

Besides, I haven't ripped the beating heart from a screaming Christian and taken bite since the day before yesterday
Tom

I am failing to understand the Jokes here.

I am Male and you are not likely homo-, bi-, or pansexual and I am not a Christian yet you are.

 

[Father Heathen]

With a court that ruled that same sex people can get married, I'm not surprised at any of their rulings. All norms and morals will be trashed by this court!

I don't if I would consider a pathetic, irrational hangup a "moral".

 

[Skwim]

That is actually a really good question. Pornography would, of course, still be against rules of both the forum and the law, but I'm pretty sure we host and follow the laws of the United States. Right?

Under what law is porno illegal?

.

 

[The Kilted Heathen]

Public display of pornography is - I'm pretty sure - restricted under the law. Isn't it?

 

[columbus]

I am failing to understand the Jokes here.

I am Male and you are not likely homo-, bi-, or pansexual and I am not a Christian yet you are.

Sorry to be so cryptic.
You seem like a nice guy and I don't intend to be mean. I just have a tendency to play rough.

Again, I don't want to derail this thread. But I am gay, very culturally Catholic, but I only believe in God. Not religion so much. I still love the Church in a way that is hard to explain to someone who doesn't know me, especially not in a post or two.
Again, I apologize for being difficult.

At least difficult to you.
Being difficult to the RF staff is a hobby
Tom

 

[Stevicus]

I don't if I would consider a pathetic, irrational hangup a "moral".

I think standards have gotten looser over the years; it doesn't seem to be as strict as it used to be.

 

[ADigitalArtist]

Sorry to be so cryptic.
You seem like a nice guy and I don't intend to be mean. I just have a tendency to play rough.

Again, I don't want to derail this thread. But I am gay, very culturally Catholic, but I only believe in God. Not religion so much. I still love the Church in a way that is hard to explain to someone who doesn't know me, especially not in a post or two.
Again, I apologize for being difficult.

At least difficult to you.
Being difficult to the RF staff is a hobby
Tom

One of these days @columbus ...One of these days...!

 

[Sapiens]

I'd like another reference for this article. Preferably, a direct link to a government website that documents this alleged ruling. All this link gave me was a picture of half-nude women and a title line.

Another one of their headlines reads: "NASA detects something huge coming out of Uranus." So I have my doubts.