Both me and my Gwynnies are the center on the universe. She is my sweet everything, yet that entitlement begins with my.
My limited physics module wishes to input: there is no space-wise center, but a time-wise origin; as has been mentioned. But as subjects, you (I) are (am) the center from which awareness of universe originates.
Hi Ellen!
Bad News for you!
I just got an SMS from Gwyn.
But due to Error in 2011 Optical Fiber Transmission & Optical Air Transmission,
I am Not Quite Sure
.who I got it from
Could it be
Gwyneth Paltrow - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Gwen Stefani - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
But I know, you have NO DOUBT
Who sent it!
Anyway it is a
..SHE!
..SO I guess THAT settles matters
!
SHE says..
- You are Totally on the Wrong Foot!
- That you have got Everything Upside Down!
- She says
.She ..and her
Ellenies
are the Center on?...(your grammar mistake)
of (QueenS English)
the Universe.
I know, when I visited you last as a Podiatrist,
You asked me in earnest,
If you could Spot Any Real Difference between my Left Foot & Right Foot.
And I told you,
After Deep Observation, Analysis, Foot-X-Ray Machines and a few hurried looks at Greys Anatomy
That
There was NONE.
THAT Both Feet were IDENTICAL
the Same Mirror Image You See in the Bathroom Mirror
when you Shave..
or Shine your lips..
(Hence her Accusation is Totally Wrong, unfounded and Baseless)
BUT
BUT
(Definitely NOT Left But
& Right Butt..)
BUT
If I swirl you AROUND, and Land You On your OTHER 2 FEET..
..The Left Cerebral Hemisphere
&
Right Cerebral Hemisphere
Lateralization of brain function - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
may be she got a foot in the matter
or was it brain in the matter
or
was it Brain Matter?
Anyway, as my SMS Storage has reached its maximum capacity (2K)
I suggest that you SETTLE THE MATTER
Through
Civilized, Diplomatic, Negotiated Channels
Thro UMS (Universal Message Services).
If No Results can be Obtained..
I Authorize you to Use ALL GASEOUS OPTIONS you may have
Including..
Biological Gas, Mustard Gas, Nuclear Gas
.
BUT LET ME WARN YOU! NEVER USE
.outmoded techniques like
- Biology.
- Mustard Cooking Oil Dishes
- Nuclear Family Beliefs/Theories/Concepts/Superstitions/Pseudo-Science..
Nice Centricity,
Satish
PS:
Ellen, sorry, this is a Negative Post about you....and a Positive post about your Gwyn...
..
But..(AGAIN BUTT?)
be assured that my Concurrent next post ...is a Positive Post about you...
..about your INSIGHT into.....'MY'....the last letters of your Post.