Challenge Jesus - I can prophetically communicate with Jesus

[Religionresearcher]

I'm a prophet. Of the Christian faith.

I want to challenge you?

Put forward a question to Jesus. The most difficult question you can? Jesus will speak!

Challenge Jesus!

-Religionresearcher

 

[Viker]

What is the title given to The Many To The One on the evening of a blood moon?

Will Alius ever return Madte's heart?

 

[rocala]

OK I will play.

We are told that you can raise the dead and walk on water. That is pretty impressive. So how come you need to spit in a blind mans eye?

 

[dybmh]

I'm a prophet. Of the Christian faith.

I want to challenge you?

Put forward a question to Jesus. The most difficult question you can? Jesus will speak!

Challenge Jesus!

-Religionresearcher

Please help me translate and understand the following:

 

[dybmh]

What is the title given to The Many To The One on the evening of a blood moon?

Oh.... I know this one.... begins with a C?

Will Alius ever return Madte's heart?

This one... I haven't learned yet.

 

[dybmh]

OK I will play.

We are told that you can raise the dead and walk on water. That is pretty impressive. So how come you need to spit in a blind mans eye?

You're good at this.

 

[Religionresearcher]

OK I will play.

We are told that you can raise the dead and walk on water. That is pretty impressive. So how come you need to spit in a blind mans eye?

Jesus: “My saliva! My spit is holy!

Healing!”.

 

[rocala]

Jesus: “My saliva! My spit is holy!

Healing!”.

BULL ****, I did not ask the nature of his saliva, I asked why he NEEDED it. He did all the other miracles without this apparent conjuring trick. So prophet please answer the question.

 

[McBell]

Why is it when a feeding tube is to be removed that people start jumping up and down with the claim that to remove the feeding tube is "Playing God"
Yet they say absolutely nothing when the feeding tube was placed?

And again, when someone is put on life support nothing is said.
Even though the life support machine is the only thing keeping them alive ARTIFICIALLY, yet they cry "Playing God" when the plug is pulled?

 

[Alien826]

What is my middle name?

 

[InChrist]

I'm a prophet. Of the Christian faith.

I want to challenge you?

Put forward a question to Jesus. The most difficult question you can? Jesus will speak!

Challenge Jesus!

-Religionresearcher

Some verses which come to mind….


Then the Lord said to me, “The prophets are prophesying lies in my name. I have not sent them or appointed them or spoken to them. They are prophesying to you false visions, divinations, idolatries and the delusions of their own minds.
Jeremiah 14:14


Dear friends, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits to see whether they are from God, because many false prophets have gone out into the world.
1 John 4:1

 

[Wandering Monk]

 

[SalixIncendium]

Why would Jesus create two threads for an identical topic?

And no, that's not my most difficult question. Just curious.

 

[ChristineM]

What is my middle name?

Reminds me of the guy "Sum Luck". Who's middle name was "Bad"

 

[Alien826]

Reminds me of the guy "Sum Luck". Who's middle name was "Bad"

My father used to tell a joke about a man named John Stinks. He decided to change his name because everyone laughed at him. He changed it to Bill Stinks.

 

[McBell]

Why would Jesus create two threads for an identical topic?

And no, that's not my most difficult question. Just curious.

Hey, don't sell the question short.

I was wondering myself why multiple threads for it.

I suspect Jesus is wanting to show off his multitasking skills...
Perhaps...
Maybe...
???

 

[GoodAttention]

Why would Jesus create two threads for an identical topic?

And no, that's not my most difficult question. Just curious.

Because he has two geneaologies...?

 

[McBell]

Because he has two geneaologies...?

Bloody hell.
I really like this one better than mine.

 

[Tomef]

What is my middle name?

Voyager?

 

[Tomef]

I'm a prophet. Of the Christian faith.

I want to challenge you?

Put forward a question to Jesus. The most difficult question you can? Jesus will speak!

Challenge Jesus!

-Religionresearcher

How long before beards become unfashionable again?