Challenge Jesus

[Religionresearcher]

I'm a prophet. Of the Christian faith.

I want to challenge you?

Put forward a question to Jesus. The most difficult question you can? Jesus will speak!

Challenge Jesus!

-Religionresearcher

 

[Eddi]

I'm a prophet. Of the Christian faith.

I want to challenge you?

Put forward a question to Jesus. The most difficult question you can? Jesus will speak!

Challenge Jesus!

-Religionresearcher

Do you like tomatoes?

 

[Religionresearcher]

Jesus: “Yes.



A cool question.



Tomatoes signify my blood as a plant. Strong health.



These vegetables are underestimated.



Wisdom/philosophy you get from it is. The blood from the cross is healing”.

 

[Eddi]

Jesus: “Yes.



A cool question.



Tomatoes signify my blood as a plant. Strong health.



These vegetables are underestimated.



Wisdom/philosophy you get from it is. The blood from the cross is healing”.

Which is better: boiled potatoes or roast potatoes?

 

[Religionresearcher]

Jesus: “I like roasted potatoes the best! But like boiled potatoes too!



Roasted potatoes! Are so eloquent in rawness and manliness and taste!



Yeah!



In heaven we are fond of potatoes!



Potatoes give godliness!



A sturdiness in faith.



A secret!”.

 

[Eddi]

Who do you think will win this year's European Championship?

And who do you want to win?

 

[libre]

I'm a prophet. Of the Christian faith.

I want to challenge you?

Put forward a question to Jesus. The most difficult question you can? Jesus will speak!

Challenge Jesus!

-Religionresearcher

What does Jesus hope to gain by sending a prophet to a tiny internet forum?

 

[Religionresearcher]

Jesus: “I like roasted potatoes the best! But like boiled potatoes too!



Roasted potatoes! Are so eloquent in rawness and manliness and taste!



Yeah!



In heaven we are fond of potatoes!



Potatoes give godliness!



A sturdiness in faith.



A secret!”.

Who do you think will win this year's European Championship?

And who do you want to win?

Jesus: ”Dear Eddi! I don’t answer political campaign or sports questions! If I answered the next president or winner of this year’s European Championship, people would stop praying! Life would be lost!



We are in this life to fight! For my honor! Fight is an important part of my work of creation?



Why?



Because life consists of it!



Fight for honor!



My honor!”.

 

[Link]

Oh it's a Poe.

 

[Religionresearcher]

What does Jesus hope to gain by sending a prophet to a tiny internet forum?

Jesus: “Niklas wanted fun!



He’s a prophet, but can gain much from…entertaining himself by getting questions from you. He’s my favorite.



He want’s world fame! Writes books, directly from me and arch angels! Ahhhhhh!”.

 

[Eddi]

Jesus: ”Dear Eddi! I don’t answer political campaign or sports questions! If I answered the next president or winner of this year’s European Championship, people would stop praying! Life would be lost!

What clothes am I wearing right now? List every item of clothing I am currently wearing and tell me what colour they are

 

[Religionresearcher]

All of YOU! Try existensial questions! What is the meaning of life! Why did you create Satan! Etc.

God is not a testing doll for stupid questions!

You can lie and people will call me a fraud!

Existensial questions only!

 

[dybmh]

Put forward a question to Jesus. The most difficult question you can? Jesus will speak!

Please help me translate and understand the following:

 

[Eddi]

All of YOU! Try existensial questions! What is the meaning of life! Why did you create Satan! Etc.

God is not a testing doll for stupid questions!

You can lie and people will call me a fraud!

Existensial questions only!

When Jesus was last on Earth he performed miracles to establish who he was

His ministry would never have happened had he not performed miracles

No miracles = no Jesus

Perform a miracle

Go on, it should be easy for you

 

[dybmh]

All of YOU! Try existential questions!

^^ This is an existential question. ^^

 

[ChristineM]

Put forward a question to Jesus

Jesus, you were sentenced to a terrorists/traitors death, were you either a terrorist or traitor to Rome?

 

[dybmh]

Existensial questions only!

Wait. Didn't you ask for a challenge? The most difficult question?

The most difficult question you can?

Yes. Got it.

So what's wrong? The questions are too challenging? For Jesus? Or perhaps they're too difficult for you, because your prophetic capability is immature?

How long have you been doing this?

 

[dybmh]

Niklas wanted fun!

King Solomon writes:

"But he who follows frivolity is devoid of understanding"

 

[Viker]

Can you list the common titles of the Nine member Pantheon in my religion?

There are no stupid questions? There are difficult and near impossible to answer questions. One would have to be all knowing to answer all questions.

 

[dybmh]

He’s my favorite.



He want’s world fame! Writes books, directly from me and arch angels! Ahhhhhh!”.

Niklas,

If you ever want to talk, send me a message. You do have friends here, if you choose to engage with us. It's your choice. Open ended offer.

Be well, friend.