Checkmate, Evolutionists!

[Kilgore Trout]

I think he walked, most people did didn't they? I think owning beasts was for the wealthier folks. I imagine you'd have to have some major dough to own and feed a dinosaur, especially vet bills

You have to remember that it was cheap to own a dinosaur back then since gas was way cheaper.

 

[abinormal]

You must be talking dinosaur farts since gas didn't come until after they croaked:yes: I guess I should have checked to say if I could say farts

 

[Kilgore Trout]

You must be talking dinosaur farts since gas didn't come until after they croaked:yes: I guess I should have checked to say if I could say farts

Well, around here we're a bit classier, and we refer to them as flatulent airborne rancid transmissions, or "farts" for short. Please be sure to remember this in the future.

 

[abinormal]

Well, around here we're a bit classier, and we refer to them as flatulent airborne rancid transmissions, or "farts" for short. Please be sure to remember this in the future.

Thank you, I will consider you one of my new mentors Just one question, so what does the S stand for?

 

[Sunstone]

I long for the simpler days of my youth. The days when we all shared in only one belief and the truth of it was never debated among us. The belief that if we could only get into Cindy's pants, we'd be in heaven. Now there's just so many things people believe in or don't believe in, it's just too hard to keep up with them all. Gosh, how I miss the old days!

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I long for the simpler days of my youth. The days when we all shared in only one belief and the truth of it was never debated among us. The belief that if we could only get into Cindy's pants, we'd be in heaven. Now there's just so many things people believe in or don't believe in, it's just too hard to keep up with them all. Gosh, how I miss the old days!

I fear that Cindy's pants may no longer be the answer.

However, her daughter's may be.

 

[abinormal]

I long for the simpler days of my youth. The days when we all shared in only one belief and the truth of it was never debated among us. The belief that if we could only get into Cindy's pants, we'd be in heaven. Now there's just so many things people believe in or don't believe in, it's just too hard to keep up with them all. Gosh, how I miss the old days!

I agree although it wasn't Cindy's pants for me, it was just finding my Prince Charming. I actually fell for that one too

 

[Smart_Guy]

If humans get through the next 1000, then they might make it another million years.

If humans survive that long, then genetic engineering and cybernetics may well have a significantly larger impact on our forms than natural evolution does that then.

I'm afraid you made a valid point. I wonder when will human kind finally destroy it self, let alone by a natural cause.

We will make great pets.

Oh, I'd gladly be your pet any time ma'am. Just say the word

 

[Brickjectivity]

Trying to delete a post...got it.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I agree although it wasn't Cindy's pants for me, it was just finding my Prince Charming. I actually fell for that one too

Why are you talking about me? It is against forum rules to refer to someone's hidden identity.

 

[DreadFish]

If humans survive that long, then genetic engineering and cybernetics may well have a significantly larger impact on our forms than natural evolution does that then.

And where will genetic engineering and cybernetics come from? They will be created.

It's liek the Oracle said: as above, so below. I don't see anybody evolving cybernetic legs :no:

 

[Yerda]

And where will genetic engineering and cybernetics come from? They will be created.

It's liek the Oracle said: as above, so below. I don't see anybody evolving cybernetic legs :no:

Nother nail in the coffin!

 

[idav]

If evolution is true, then how come it can't explain how life started? Isn't that like building a house without a foundation? How can the house stand up without a foundation? How can the theory of evolution stand up without explaining the origins of life?

Checkmate, evolutionists!

I am kinda getting upset that creationists won't allow evolution to be true. Why do they hate change? Obviously the periodic table is enough of a foundation for evolution!

 

[abinormal]

I am kinda getting upset that creationists won't allow evolution to be true. Why do they hate change? Obviously the periodic table is enough of a foundation for evolution!

No use to get upset, there is no changing some folks minds, just the same as yours or my mind might not be changed. I know it is frustrating, I experience it every day, but people believe what they believe, and even with all someone has to offer as evidence, some will not agree.

It's weird where I am coming from since I was a firm believer in the bible for almost 30 years, now, I simply do not believe it is about the "one true god", so now I am searching because it's like being pulled out by the roots, and not finding decent soil to be re-potted in, LOL!

 

[Sha'irullah]

OH NO! I have been believing in a lie my whole life! DNA and Science stuff is not real!
I now understand that god did it, he did it all. I am not going to dedicate my life to Xenu.

Wait which is the right god again? There are soooooo may, I forgot

 

[The Neo Nerd]

Odin. You can tell because he gave Mjolnir to his son Thor and he uses it to create lightning during thunderstorms.

If there is lightning, then there is thor, and therefore Odin.

PRAISE ODIN

 

[abinormal]

OH NO! I have been believing in a lie my whole life! DNA and Science stuff is not real!
I now understand that god did it, he did it all. I am not going to dedicate my life to Xenu.

Wait which is the right god again? There are soooooo may, I forgot

Right, will the "real" god please stand up?

 

[fantome profane]

Checkmate, evolutionists!

I thought we were playing poker!????

So does your checkmate beat my straight flush?

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I thought we were playing poker!????

So does your checkmate beat my straight flush?

Damn...I thought we were playing naked twister.

*looks down*

I lose.

 

[Viker]

I thought we were playing Risk. Can a checkmate realistically prevent my armies from an obvious impending global domination? Nep. Didn't think so.