Peace be on all.
A: I am very upset today?
B: why?
A: I loaned money to a friend for his facial plastic surgery.
B: so?
A: Now I can not recognize him!
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Night was very dark. The host gave a torch to the guest to use while walking back home. Two hours later, in late part of night, bell of host rang, guest was at door. He said:
"I reached my home safely in the light of your torch. Thanks. Now I have come to return it to you, maybe you need it!"
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A: What to do with fruits to save them from getting rotting.
B: Eat all of them as soon as possible.
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Once a man passed by a donkey. Donkey kicked him. Man became angry and kicked it twice and said, "what do you think, am I less than you?"
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A: After so many years, I am still powerful as I used to be in my youth.
B: How?
A: See that stone. In my youth years, I could not lift it. .......and I cannot lift it today either.
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A: Have you studied maths well for exam.
B: Yes.
A: If you have 3 apples and 2 bananas, how many are these?
B: Do not know.
A: Why?
B: My teacher taught me same problem with tomatoes and oranges.
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