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Columbus Is Getting Married !!!

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
OK, I don't know anything about his marital status, but he needs a wedding cake.
My bakery is very progressive, so I'll offer one.

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Everyone else should offer him one too...so that he feels appreciated.
 

suncowiam

Well-Known Member
OK, I don't know anything about his marital status, but he needs a wedding cake.
My bakery is very progressive, so I'll offer one.

gay-cake.gif


Everyone else should offer him one too...so that he feels appreciated.

Teletubbies? South Park? And a sailor dude?

That is as progressive as it can get.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
I'm going to consult my muse to come up with something suitable for @Revoltingest to honor his creativity and wisdom in creating this thread.
 

columbus

yawn <ignore> yawn
W h h e e e e !
I can't wait to start the plans.
Outfits!
Venues!
Groomsmen!
Invitations!
Music!
Flowers!
Vows!
Banqueting!
Dancing!
Toasts!
Honeymoons!

I would start a new thread to take suggestions, discuss options, make predictions, share funny anecdotes from previous weddings, and anything else that seems appropriately outrageous. But since @Revoltingest has already popped the cork (or the question.. ., or the blue pill..., or ?????).....Let's just go for it right here!
Right now!
Tom

 

columbus

yawn <ignore> yawn
I'm going to consult my muse to come up with something suitable for @Revoltingest to honor his creativity and wisdom in creating this thread.

I think Rev should jump out of the cake, since he knows what I like!!!! In fact, it's MY day so I get what I want!

Get I get an AMEN !?

Tom
 
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columbus

yawn <ignore> yawn
OK, I don't know anything about his marital status, but he needs a wedding cake.
So that we are all starting on the same page, Doug and I have been married for over 20 years. But we've never done anything formal or official. So the sky's the limit, nothing is too outside the box to consider, and cost is no object.

C'mon Folks, Wow me!
Tom
 

Daemon Sophic

Avatar in flux
So that we are all starting on the same page, Doug and I have been married for over 20 years. But we've never done anything formal or official. So the sky's the limit, nothing is too outside the box to consider, and cost is no object.

C'mon Folks, Wow me!
Tom
”cost is no object” is a dangerous set of words to be strung together.
OK. Common interests of you and Doug? Age of 4 children?
 

beenherebeforeagain

Rogue Animist
Premium Member
So that we are all starting on the same page, Doug and I have been married for over 20 years. But we've never done anything formal or official. So the sky's the limit, nothing is too outside the box to consider, and cost is no object.

C'mon Folks, Wow me!
Tom
Well, I think you should launch the old rocket by way of SpaceX's resupply ship to the International Space Station...where for your honeymoon you'll spend either two weeks, or four months (not quite sure how to make those arrangements) aboard the world's only functioning space destination.

You'll make a splash...or maybe a splat...when you return to earth in Kazakhstan...

okay, I'll leave other parts of the planning up to others...
 
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