In the billiards of language I was putting some English onto English. Ran the table. Still lost.That was English?
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In the billiards of language I was putting some English onto English. Ran the table. Still lost.That was English?
Stuff the cat into a purse. Only let the head out.When I say "who wants candy?", everyone lines up. When I say "who wants to help me give the cats her eye drops?" everyone disappears.
That's a great idea! You can have some candy.Stuff the cat into a purse. Only let the head out.
An empty purse.
Any heavy sack will do. It makes the cat feel secure, and it protects you from its claws while you administer the medicine. A small box will work, too; but if its too big the cat will pull its head back away from the medicine.That's a great idea! You can have some candy.
Have you got a purse I can borrow?
Stuff the cat down my shirt? That sounds like it would require medical intervention.Any heavy sack will do. It makes the cat feel secure, and it protects you from its claws while you administer the medicine. A small box will work, too; but if its too big the cat will pull its head back away from the medicine.
Another option is to stuff the cat down your shirt, but you may need help.
This coffee is too weak. IT'S TOO WEAK!!
THERE IS NO GOD!!!!
Actually it's just a matter of boiling more water and adding a couple of scoops to the French press.
Ares eventually helped.
He's actually most likely to help with the cats. He likes cats.Wow.
I knew you would understand.Too weak, now that is sad, very sad. And worthy of a good complain
WHY IS MY LEG ITCHING FOR NO REASON?
Too weak, now that is sad, very sad. And worthy of a good complain
I knew you would understand.
Waiting...And I have to tell you, it was your user title that helped inspire me and give me the courage to get out of this recliner, walk to the kitchen, turn on the burner, and wait.
Wait.
Yes, yes the waiting, that was the hard part.
But it's over now. It's over.
And my coffee is stronger now. Yes my coffee is stronger for this ordeal.
And so am I.
And I have to tell you, it was your user title that helped inspire me and give me the courage to get out of this recliner, walk to the kitchen, turn on the burner, and wait.
Wait.
Yes, yes the waiting, that was the hard part.
But it's over now. It's over.
And my coffee is stronger now. Yes my coffee is stronger for this ordeal.
And so am I.
Waiting...
I'm waiting for Ares to stop waiting. His general anger over it not being 6:00 is making me agitated as well.
I can't speed time. I'm not a miracle worker. I'm just a mild mannered housewife with a strange sense of humor.
Don't worry, its 11am. He's wanting 6:00pm so he can go trick or treating. Right now he'd settle for 1:00pm, because I gave him permission to take his trick or treat bucket into school(he does an hour of special ed in the building) and nag the teachers and staff for candy. I'll pass my problem on to them for a little while.Not strange at all, you have exactly what a sense of humour should be.
And 6:00, what the hell are you doing awake at this time of the night?
Don't worry, its 11am. He's wanting 6:00pm so he can go trick or treating. Right now he'd settle for 1:00pm, because I gave him permission to take his trick or treat bucket into school(he does an hour of special ed in the building) and nag the teachers and staff for candy. I'll pass my problem on to them for a little while.
Its true that if I'm ever awake at 6am, something terrible has happened.