I got this one from a comic strip:\
"Waiter, what's that fly doing in my soup?"
"Looks like the backstroke."
"Waiter, what's that fly doing in my soup?"
"Looks like the backstroke."
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And the other one said, "If I could swim, I'd swim to shore and kick YOUR ***!There was a blond driving down the highway, and she passed this field. Out in the middle of the field was another blond trying to row a boat through the field with a paddle. The blond parked her car, got out and yelled: "You know what? It's blonds like you that give us blonds a bad name! And if I could swim, I'd come out their and kick your as*!"
Maths geeks will get this one:
Me and e^x were going to a party with all the other functions and e^x says "I'm worried I won't fit in" so I tell him "relax I'll integrate you and it will be fine" e^x replies "That won't make any difference!"
Another one:
A neutron walks into a bar orders a drink and asks the bar tender how much, the bar tender replies "For you no charge"
Why do Christians always turn down jobs at ice cream parlors?
Because they don't like working on Sundaes.
I heard once that some cannibals got a taste of religion after they trapped and ate some cannibals.