Klaufi_Wodensson
Vinlandic Warrior
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mop
Mop Who?
Say it fast hahaha
Who's there?
Mop
Mop Who?
Say it fast hahaha
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Corny Jokes Thread
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GabrielWithoutWings
Well-Known Member
*knock knock*
(Who's there?)
You know...
You know who?
Yes! AVADA KEDAVRA!
(Who's there?)
You know...
You know who?
Yes! AVADA KEDAVRA!
GabrielWithoutWings
Well-Known Member
A skeleton walks into a bar, looks at the barkeep and says, "I need 3 beers and a mop and don't ask questions."
Danmac
Well-Known Member
Ronnie, Donnie, and Cooter were workin on a high rise buildin. Cooter falls to his death. Ronnie says, "somebody needs to go tell Cooter's wife what happened". Donnie said, "I'll do it, I'm good with that sensitive stuff". Two hours later Donnie comes back carryin a case of bud. Ronnie says, "hey Donnie, where'd ya get the bud"? Donnie says, "Cooter's widda give it to me". Ronnie says, "you told Cooter's widda that Cooter got killed and she give ya a case of bud"? Donnie says, "well I knocked on the door and I told the lady that come to the door, "you must be Cooter's widda"? She said, " no, I'm Cooters wife. not his widda". I said, " I'll bet ya a case of bud you are".
Two friends are sitting next to each other on a plane. It's a big plane - a four-engined 747.
Halfway through the flight, the PA comes on: "this is your captain speaking. Due to mechanical issues, we've had to shut down our number one engine. Don't worry - we're perfectly safe, but as a result, we'll be an hour late getting to our destination."
The two friends grumble a bit, but go back to their in-flight movie.
A little while later, the PA comes on again: "this is your captain speaking. We've had further mechanical issues and have had to shut down our number two engine. Please don't panic; the plane is perfectly safe, but unfortunately we'll be two hours late getting to our destination."
The two friends grumble some more, but then go back to the movie.
Later on, the PA comes on again: "this is your captain speaking. We've had more mechanical issues. We've had to shut down our number three engine as well. Don't worry - we're still fine, but we'll be four hours late getting to our destination."
At this, the one friend turns to the other and says, "you know, if they have to shut down that last engine, we'll be up here all day!"
Halfway through the flight, the PA comes on: "this is your captain speaking. Due to mechanical issues, we've had to shut down our number one engine. Don't worry - we're perfectly safe, but as a result, we'll be an hour late getting to our destination."
The two friends grumble a bit, but go back to their in-flight movie.
A little while later, the PA comes on again: "this is your captain speaking. We've had further mechanical issues and have had to shut down our number two engine. Please don't panic; the plane is perfectly safe, but unfortunately we'll be two hours late getting to our destination."
The two friends grumble some more, but then go back to the movie.
Later on, the PA comes on again: "this is your captain speaking. We've had more mechanical issues. We've had to shut down our number three engine as well. Don't worry - we're still fine, but we'll be four hours late getting to our destination."
At this, the one friend turns to the other and says, "you know, if they have to shut down that last engine, we'll be up here all day!"