McBell
Admiral Obvious
why?
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A) His language skills are unimpressive. He probably meant "you're too F'n close".
B) He might not realize it, but he has to get much closer to punch someone.
Tom
McBell
Admiral Obvious
It appears you missed the first part of the message.
McBell
Admiral Obvious
Define "Hoosier"Maybe to a dumb Hoosier.
Oh wait...
Tom
Maybe to a dumb Hoosier.
Oh wait...
Tom
Full disclosure, for people who don't realize it.
A Hoosier is someone from Indiana, USA. I have lived here in Indiana my entire life.
Tom
McBell
Admiral Obvious
I have only lived in Indiana for almost the last third of my life...
Full disclosure, I have lived in Indiana for longer than any of the other places I have lived.
To be fair, my father was active duty in the Army until I was 17,almost 18.
So although I have lived all over the USA and parts of Europe, it was only for 2-3 years at a time.
Daemon Sophic
Avatar in flux
I heard this one yesterday.....
Some people want a world with no vaccines.
Well; here is a world without one vaccine.
Some people want a world with no vaccines.
Well; here is a world without one vaccine.
Pick up line.....
"Hey, baby...I have toilet paper.
Could I be your Prince Charmin?"
"Hey, baby...I have toilet paper.
Could I be your Prince Charmin?"
Pick up line.....
"Hey baby, you can't spell "virus' without "u" & "i"."
"Hey baby, you can't spell "virus' without "u" & "i"."
In other words,
I'm three times the dumb Hoosier as an army brat who's parents abandoned him at a truck stop outside of Fort Wayne.
Tom
McBell
Admiral Obvious
Fremont...
Pick up line....
"Hey toots, with all the libraries closed, I'm checking out you."
"Hey toots, with all the libraries closed, I'm checking out you."
Pick up line.
"Hey babe, you can't spell "quarantine" without u r a q t."
"Hey babe, you can't spell "quarantine" without u r a q t."
