Coronapocalypse humor

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[Revoltingest]

To achieve social distancing from the clueless,
we can study how nature sends the message.

 

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A Rabbi was asked what to feed a person suffering from the Coronavirus.
"Matzo, of course," said the Rabbi?
"Does it help?"
"No, but it slides easily under the door."

 

[dybmh]

This fellow knows what to do...

Hoodie+Pot-Lid Personal Protection

 

[columbus]

A Rabbi was asked what to feed a person suffering from the Coronavirus.
"Matzo, of course," said the Rabbi?
"Does it help?"
"No, but it slides easily under the door."

Ya know,
this is a recycled AIDS joke.

"Why do AIDS patients like pizza so much?

Because people will at least slide that under the door."
Tom

 

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Pick up line....
"Hey hot stuff, If the virus doesn't take you out, could I?"

 

[MNoBody]

 

[McBell]

Where do you take someone who has had a peek a boo accident?

Spoiler

To the I.C.U.

 

[Jane Boswell]

As an animal lover, I encourage you to pamper the pigeons, and forge bonds with other animals because they can not transmit covid. I've heard pigeons called "skyrats", a draconian gesture on the part of humans. As for socializing, remember that some familiarity breeds contempt.

 

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[Revoltingest]

Pick up line....
Hey, baby...I haven't seen you around here before.
Do you come to the emergency room often?

 

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In a long but informative comic about how difficult it is to estimate the impact of COVID-19, there was this gem:

A Comic Strip Tour Of The Wild World Of Pandemic Modeling

 

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[MNoBody]

hmmm, is this , getting out of hand!?

 

[John53]

 

[dybmh]

View attachment 38857
hmmm, is this , getting out of hand!?

Strapping these to the other end has some utility, though?

 

[MNoBody]

Strapping these to the other end has some utility, though?

hmm, perhaps.....perhaps not...

 

[McBell]

 

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Guy Puts On Crazy Costumes While Walking His Dogs To Cheer Up His Neighbors

Some examples:

 

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