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Coronapocalypse humor
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A stupid misspelling.
(to the tune of Yellow Submarine by the Beetles)
In the world we find ourselves,
There's a vi-i-rus, Covid 19,
Now we're forced to live our lives,
In a yellow quarantine,
Now I have to wear a mask,
And practice so-o-cial distance-eeng,
I really have to say that life sucks ***,
In a yellow quarantine,
(chorus) We all live in a yellow quarantine,
A yellow quarantine, a yellow quarantine,
Hey what gives? It's a yellow quarantine,
A yellow quarantine, a yellow quarantine,
Now my skin is turning pale,
But my hands are nice and clean,
Now I know how people feel when they're in jail,
Or a yellow quarantine,
(chorus)We all live in a yellow quarantine,
A yellow quarantine, a yellow quarantine,
Oh **** this! It's a yellow quarantine,
A yellow quarantine, a yellow quarantine.
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This is part of a whole series from a doctor who took all the insane paranoia floating around the internet and put it online
The rest are here: Doctor Writes A Hilarious Summary Of His Day By Including All Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories Surrounding His Job
The rest are here: Doctor Writes A Hilarious Summary Of His Day By Including All Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories Surrounding His Job
In the future,
after humans are extinct from COVID-19
do you think whatever species rules the earth
will make human shaped chicken nuggets
like we did for dinosaurs?
after humans are extinct from COVID-19
do you think whatever species rules the earth
will make human shaped chicken nuggets
like we did for dinosaurs?
Maybe if i developed feelings for coronavirus it will leave.
Dr. Anthony Fauci, Director of the U.S. National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases told the President: "I just received a message from the embassy: this morning, 3 Brazilians were killed by Covid-19."
Trump's face went egg-shell white with shock. The blood drained from his face and, to everyone’s amazement, he collapsed on the floor.
Several minutes passed and then, to everyone’s relief, President Trump got up shakily and then sat back on his chair. His staff was nothing less than stunned at this display of emotion from their President, nervously watching as he sits, head in hands, waiting for him to faint again.
Finally, the President looked up and, with a shaky quivering voice, asked: "How many people is a brazillion?"
Trump's face went egg-shell white with shock. The blood drained from his face and, to everyone’s amazement, he collapsed on the floor.
Several minutes passed and then, to everyone’s relief, President Trump got up shakily and then sat back on his chair. His staff was nothing less than stunned at this display of emotion from their President, nervously watching as he sits, head in hands, waiting for him to faint again.
Finally, the President looked up and, with a shaky quivering voice, asked: "How many people is a brazillion?"
