And how many biology professors use the Bible as a standard text?
The bible explains that animals originated by magic poofing. This seems a reasonable and defensible theory to you?
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Creationist Park For Sale!!
- Thread starter tumbleweed41
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And how many biology professors use the Bible as a standard text?
The bible explains that animals originated by magic poofing. This seems a reasonable and defensible theory to you?
blackout
Violet.
I kind of thought you were... but couldn't come up with a clever way to address it.
So I left it alone.
blackout
Violet.
All of RF should chip in and buy the place.
Then we can all work there and host it.
hahahaha!!!!
gawd help the park visitors!
Can you just imagine how FUNNY that would be?!
Oh, and I vote we just pay the taxes.
monta
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All of RF should chip in and buy the place.
Then we can all work there and host it.
hahahaha!!!!
gawd help the park visitors!
Can you just imagine how FUNNY that would be?!
How confusing would it be with everyone running around dressed as their icons arguing about gay marriage and the inherent immorality of atheism ,oh every day at 12 noon there can the ' March of the lolcatz'
blackout
Violet.
hahahaha!
We would need lots of in'formation booths.
"Athiest, Panenthiest & Buddhist" tours at 11:15"
"Fundamentalist, Pagan & Hindu tours at 11:30"
"Satanic, Wiccan & Mormon tours at 11:45"
"Don't worry be happy'ism tour at 12 noon"
Just in time for the 'March of the lolcatz'.
We would ALWAYS be busy.
I'm quite sure the "Magick" religions would have the coolest gift shoppe.
We could have a "nick-nack" sales count.
In place of frubal counts.
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blackout
Violet.
Oooooohhhh! I get to strut around as a goth tinkerbell!
Nice. Everyone will come to MY 'stand'. :flirt:
And I'll get the highest nick-nack count.
(once a whore, always a whore)
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monta
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True.
The atheists can run the coffee shop and be sarcastic and mean to the customers rolling our eyes every time some one asks for a skinny latte and a cookie.
blackout
Violet.
I will personally go around putting dragon wings on all the dino's.
(until some Athiest comes by and rips them off--
and then I'll just put them on again when they're not looking)
Also my dragdino's will breathe fire.
Or maybe just smoke machine fog.
Don't want to send any little kids to the ER.....
(until some Athiest comes by and rips them off--
and then I'll just put them on again when they're not looking)
Also my dragdino's will breathe fire.
Or maybe just smoke machine fog.
Don't want to send any little kids to the ER.....
Vile Atheist
Loud and Obnoxious
Render unto Caesar indeed lmao. Beautiful! I've been looking for a Creationist amusement park to add to my assets.
cardero
Citizen Mod
We could have people dressed up as our favorite RF members so mothers can take kid-pictures until the lines at the Patrickism exhibit thin out.All of RF should chip in and buy the place.
Then we can all work there and host it.
hahahaha!!!!
gawd help the park visitors!
Can you just imagine how FUNNY that would be?!
rojse
RF Addict
Come on, be serious. The UU's would run the Coffee shop.
blackout
Violet.
Methinks the Athiests would be far too busy frantically running around outside,
desperately trying to set everyone straight about the truth of dinosaurs, and evolution,
and the fact that there really were no dragons, and there is no gOd...
etc etc.
*UV pictures Athiests with bullhorns*
*UV pictures Satanists with goathorns*
*UV pictures kids crying that they want to go home....*
hahaha!!!
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blackout
Violet.
we could have people dressed up as our favorite rf members so mothers can take kid-pictures until the lines at the patrickism exhibit thin out.
heh...Vile Atheist
Loud and Obnoxious
I wouldn't mind running a coffee shop...but I'm sure my customers would mind their coffee tasting like dung.
Vile Atheist
Loud and Obnoxious
S-S-Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! TAG TEAM MATCH!!!!!!!
HITCHENS AND DAWKINS VERSUS HOVIND AND JESUS!!!!!
Who will win the epic battle?
blackout
Violet.
rojse
RF Addict
What's wrong with oversized costumed characters capering around, I ask you?
te_lanus
Alien Hybrid
The "Hovind Theory"
Sounds like he is making everything up in this theory, "Almost like evolution" that he's trying to fight.
telanus:angel2: