Creationist Park For Sale!!

[monta]

Come on, be serious. The UU's would run the Coffee shop.

If the UU's are running the coffee shop, who may I ask is manning the information booths and help desks, the Taoists? I can see it now,

"No honey I don't know where the bathroom is, he just keeps telling me I have to find my own way,.... and now I've wet myself"

 

[Man of Faith]

If atheists buy the park will they remove the kids playing with the dinosaurs or the man riding a dinosaur?

 

[monta]

If atheists buy the park will they remove the kids playing with the dinosaurs or the man riding a dinosaur?

Obviously I can't speak for all atheists, just most of them, but there is nothing more upsetting than seeing little children enjoying themselves.:no:

As for man riding dinosaur, we intend to put a giant sign around it stating clearly that it is meant as a metaphor. :yes:

 

[rojse]

If the UU's are running the coffee shop, who may I ask is manning the information booths and help desks, the Taoists? I can see it now,

"No honey I don't know where the bathroom is, he just keeps telling me I have to find my own way,.... and now I've wet myself"

Oh, that is so much better than what I came up with. :biglaugh:

 

[blackout]

If the UU's are running the coffee shop, who may I ask is manning the information booths and help desks, the Taoists? I can see it now,

"No honey I don't know where the bathroom is, he just keeps telling me I have to find my own way,.... and now I've wet myself"

Obviously I can't speak for all atheists, just most of them, but there is nothing more upsetting than seeing little children enjoying themselves.:no:

As for man riding dinosaur, we intend to put a giant sign around it stating clearly that it is meant as a metaphor. :yes:

Oh, that is so much better than what I came up with. :biglaugh:

HAHAHAHA!!!! Clever one she is, I just can't frubal her enough!
(the system won't let me)

ummm... I also propose no limit on nick-nack sales.

Maybe the park should have it's own "frubal money"?

 

[fantome profane]

This week and every week,

Atheist vs ChrisTian ,mud wrestlemania

tagline reads this time it's ad hominem

That is too brilliant! I am going to have to steal that.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

We could have people dressed up as our favorite RF members so mothers can take kid-pictures until the lines at the Patrickism exhibit thin out.

Are you worried about crowds?

The Calvinists have told me that there's already a list of names made up, and if your name's not on it, you won't get into the park.

Nobody tell them that the Universalists are planning to let everyone in through the back gate.

 

[nonbeliever_92]

i think a creationist amusment park would be a bad idea, Jesus on the cross is not a good mascot...

 

[blackout]

i think a creationist amusment park would be a bad idea, Jesus on the cross is not a good mascot...

Yes, but you see... an RF creationist amusement park ...
is the creation of RFers.
Jesus on the cross would be but one mascot of many.

I really think we should buy the park and all move out there.
At least people couldn't call us a commune or a cult.

Just a madhouse.

How could it NOT be amusing?!

 

[tumbleweed41]

Our Mods and staff would run security, and break up fights when they get out of hand.

MOD ADVISORY
THIS ATTRACTION IS CLOSED FOR MOD REVIEW

 

[blackout]

Our Mods and staff would run security, and break up fights when they get out of hand.

MOD ADVISORY
THIS ATTRACTION IS CLOSED FOR MOD REVIEW

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

yOU people are so much fun.

 

[richardlowellt]

I was being facetious with my comments. It's always interesting to see how fast people can turn on you over something like this...

Being facetious when religion is involved, is always a dangerous undertaking!!!! My apologies, I have butted heads with so many fanatical Christians and YEC'ers I think I'm a bit war weary!!!!

 

[richardlowellt]

This week and every week,

Atheist vs ChrisTian ,mud wrestlemania

tagline reads this time it's ad hominem

Mud wrestlemania canceled this week only. Not enough Atheists available, Christians will be thrown to the lions as as is the tradition!!!

 

[Vile Atheist]

Mud wrestlemania canceled this week only. Not enough Atheists available, Christians will be thrown to the lions as as is the tradition!!!

I think that was a little far...

 

[te_lanus]

Those of the LHP can run the Ghost house if we add one

 

[Nepenthe]

All I ask is that security leaves me alone as I pick pockets and grift my way through the rubes.