Funny, you know. Have you ever heard of the snakehead fish? It breathes underwater through its gills, like other fish. But when it wants to wander out of the water, it can take a big gulp of air and breathe it through a special chamber next to its gills. Sort of like a lung, really. And it can do this not for minutes or hours, but for up to 4 days!
Now that is real evidence that a fish has evolved to be able to survive on land for an extended period of time. It is not conjecture at all.
Amphibious fish are fish that are able to leave water for extended periods of time. There are about 11 distantly related genera of fish are considered amphibious, that can stay out of water for extended periods of time. These fish use a range of terrestrial locomotory modes, such as lateral undulation, tripod-like walking (using paired fins and tail), and jumping. Many of these locomotory modes incorporate multiple combinations of pectoral-, pelvic-, and tail-fin movement. (All of which you dismissively refer to as “flopping about.”)
Quite a few ancient fish had lung-like organs, and there are a few that still do, such as the lungfish and bichir. In most recent fish species, though, these organs evolved into the swim bladders, which help control buoyancy. Having no lung-like organs, modern amphibious fish and many fish in oxygen-poor water use other methods, such as their gills or their skin to breathe air
Lungfish (Dipnoi): Six species have limb-like fins, and can breathe air. Some are obligate air breathers, meaning they will drown if not given access to breathe air. All but one species bury in the mud when the body of water they live in dries up, surviving up to two years until water returns.
Bichir (Polypteridae): These 12 species are the only ray-finned fish to retain lungs. They are facultative air breathers, requiring access to surface air to breathe in poorly oxygenated water.
Rockskippers: These blennies are found on islands in the Indian and Pacific Oceans. They come onto land to catch prey and escape aquatic predators, often for 20 minutes or more. Leaping blennies (Alticus arnoldorum) are able to jump over land using their tails. On Rarotonga, one species has evolved to become largely terrestrial.
Woolly sculpin (Clinocottus analis): Found in tide pools along the Pacific Coast, these sculpins leave water if the oxygen levels get low, and they can breathe air.
Mudskippers (Oxudercinae): This subfamily of gobies is probably the most land-adapted of fish. Mudskippers are found in mangrove swamps in Africa and the Indo-Pacific; they frequently come onto land, and can survive in air for up to 3-1/2 days. Mudskippers breathe through their skin and through the lining of the mouth (the mucosa) and throat (the pharynx). This requires the mudskipper to be wet, limiting them to humid habitats. This mode of breathing, similar to that employed by amphibians, is known as cutaneous breathing. They propel themselves over land on their sturdy fore fins. Some of them are also able to climb trees and skip atop the surface of the water.
Mangrove killifish (Mangrove rivulus): It can survive for about two months on land, where it breathes through its skin.
Eels: Some eels, such as the European eel and the American eel, can live for an extended time out of water and can also crawl on land if the soil is moist. The moray Echidna catenata sometimes leaves the water to forage.
Swamp eels, which are not true eels, can absorb oxygen through their highly vascularized mouths and pharynges, and in some cases (e.g., Monopterus rongsaw) through their skin.
Airbreathing catfish (Clariidae): Amphibious species of this family may venture onto land in wet weather, such as the eel catfish (Channallabes apus), which lives in swamps in Africa, and is known to hunt beetles on land.
There are more, but why bother, since you’ve already made up your mind.
BUT! My real point is this: with all this evidence before you, you dismiss it as mere conjecture. And yet, with the absolute absence of evidence for your religious beliefs, you have no doubt whatever about their veracity. This shows me that thinking, logic, science and empirical knowledge have nothing whatever to do with how you form your opinions.