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Define atheism

Acim

Revelation all the time
Atheism is a lack of beef.

When you hear someone ask, "Where's the beef?"

Chances are an atheist was nearby. (although I can't prove this)
 

Esgard

Scott's Boyfriend
athiesm is like beleivin in a huge boom that made tha world n ya it relly fake cuz no1 geuss dat wat happin in before world u know, evulation for humans made by huge bang ya it so stupid
 

Songbird

She rules her life like a bird in flight
athiesm is like beleivin in a huge boom that made tha world n ya it relly fake cuz no1 geuss dat wat happin in before world u know, evulation for humans made by huge bang ya it so stupid

I had the exact same thought in the same punctuationless way. So bizarre.
 

Songbird

She rules her life like a bird in flight
Atheism is a lack of beef.

When you hear someone ask, "Where's the beef?"

Chances are an atheist was nearby. (although I can't prove this)

You forgot bestiality. Duh! No atheist worth his salt has ever said no to some man-on-porcupine action.

Atheistic beefless porcupine bestiality may sound alluring at first, but in the end it's a world of pain.
 

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
McDonald's revamped their "Happy Meal" to include fruit. Isn't that like atheism? Sorta?
 
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