Define atheism

[crocusj]

Atheism is a land of nutjobs, wackos, and delicious kittens.

Right?

With no morals it can be only thus...

 

[Sunstone]

Atheists make baby Jesus cry.

 

[Songbird]

Don't forget the eating of da babies

Atheists make baby Jesus cry.

I see the connection.

 

[Sunstone]

Atheism is like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich without the peanut butter and jelly filling. That's how bad it is.

 

[Sunstone]

Children should be taught to avoid trying to deal with atheists themselves. But if they see an atheist, they should run and get their mommie, daddie, babysitter, or a police officer.

 

[DinChild]

Atheism is a joke with no punch line.

 

[Sunstone]

Atheists are like physicists who refuse to do the hard math of faith.

 

[DinChild]

Atheists are like physicists who refuse to do the hard math of faith.

Faith is without results. Not terribly mathy Soooo...yeah, they'd probably refuse to do that.

 

[Sunstone]

faith is without results. Not terribly mathy soooo...yeah, they'd probably refuse to do that.

don't be messing with my sarcasm. You hear?

 

[DinChild]

Hah. I'm feeling pugnacious!

 

[Erebus]

Aren't Atheists just Christians who are scared of God?

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Aren't Atheists just Christians who are scared of God?

Yep. Just like Muslims and Jews are Christians who are scared of Jesus.

Of course, Christians are just volcano god worshippers who are scared of volcanoes. But with all that lava, can you blame the Christians for being scared of them?

 

[SageTree]

This thread is full of LoLz and ?????s


Youz da silliest!!!!

 

[fantome profane]

Atheism is a pretty flower, that smells bad. :foryou:

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Atheism is a joke with no punch line.

So, it's not really a joke at all then.

 

[Gjallarhorn]

So, it's not really a joke at all then.

If you laugh at something, does it make it a joke?

 

[St Giordano Bruno]

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

If you laugh at something, does it make it a joke?

If I do, yes. Then again, I have a developed sense of humor.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

:biglaugh:

 

[Gjallarhorn]

If I do, yes. Then again, I have a developed sense of humor.

"Ah, Harry, one symptom of the disease called wisdom is that you begin laughing at things that no one else thinks is funny, because when you're wise, Harry, you start getting the jokes!"

My apologies if your name is not, in fact, Harry.