"Me Too" !! believe in reincarnation that is
.. and I claim that anyone who believes in "heaven" - "life after death" believes in reincarnation .. as what is the point otherwise ? Right .. and all this is after having an NDE and meeting "The Presence" .. well .. if you could call it that .. just got asked one question .. "You want to stay here or go back" .. and that was that in a nutshell.
But regardless .. back to proving reincarnation believers in the afterlife For example - when you arive through the pearly gates .. what song is playing to announce you? .. and who are all the people come to greet you back .. now that you remember the past there are many who you do not remember now .. and after you relax .. and get used to being in Heaven .. what next ? as in heaven you can do anything you want .. "well Almost but we get to that later" there are no rules per/say .. otherwise it would not be heaven now would it ? .. but OK .. the first rule they will teach you is about how often and when you need to worship "the Most High" ...
Right ! .... and what do you think that number is .. 5 times a day like Islam ? ... do we up it to double that for heaven 10 times a day ? or how about infinite praise .. where thats all you do there .. all day long .. every day .. for infinity. Which brings us to Rule number 1
Rule #1 -- Absolutely and under no circumstances .. will anyone blow smoke up the old man's arse. .. NO .. Nada .. don't even think it.. groveling pitiful wast of essence . You see .. after the first TRillion Years .. every entity .. doing nothing but praising and blowing smoke 24 hours a day 365 days a year ... for a TRillion years .. Got really boring .. to the point of causing physical pain to His Royal Arse .. and so the practice is banned ..
So Look .. if you see Jah - Rastafa he will likely be wandering about in sandals smoking that corn cob pipe full of Holy Hash .. Just be cool .. and if it is HeyZeus .. who be looking like some hippy out of a 60's love in .. just say "What it is" .. and if you lucky will get some wise words.
Rule #2 --- the one you have been waiting for... as relating to re-incarnation.
"The Blue Pill"
So once you get to your room .. and are relaxing at one of Heaven's way stations .. there are millions of channels on the Television --millions of worlds to watch.. like reality TV .. but its Reality .. and from these worlds .. you will select your next vacation spot ... at the same time making your next move in a grand cosmic game of chess ..
When you get travel agent .. after consulting with Ha Satan -- the "Tester of Souls" on Earth is now the Consierge in Heaven .. a "Woman of Wealth and Taste" -- and yes this is a name that tune moment
KK .. are you with me .. ready for your next vacation -- you will be told to lie down ... and given a blue pill .. and when you wake up .. you will be on vacation .. your soul will have entered the fleshy abode that awaited and had the ability to capacitate the "I AM" .. and yes .. this is another Name that tune moment - Monty Python's Philosopher song. "I Drink therefor I AM""
You open up your eyes ands "I AM" are aware of your existence .. except for one thing .. Rule number 2 say that while on Vacation you will not remember your past existence .. sans the flash here and there but that is another thing ..
Now .. the reason for this Game Rule becomes evident on consideration that the Game would cease to function were this not a rule .. The cosmic game would end .. "life is but a dream" no longer.
why why why ? because if the other players in the game realized they could just exit at any time ... and be warped back to the start like in a video game .. then that is what they would do .. and the game would cease to function .. folks would be randomly popping out of existence .. anytime something in the game when against them .. .. The Game ceases to function .. without such a rule .. think about it .. no such thing as Divorce .. if one party wants to leave .. Poof .. gone -- someone called your kid a name at school .. **** it .. poof ..
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