Did Jesus ride a dinosaur?

[monta]

I think the question should be Could Jesus have ridden a dinosaur, if you believe god is omnipotent and Jesus is both god and also the son of same, then surely he must be able to ride a dinosaur, but he was concurrently to being god / son of same a man and any man if given the opportunity to ride a dinosaur would do so.

So if the existence of god is a given, and the omnipotence of god is a given and the existence of Jesus is a given and his status as god / son of same is a given and his concurrent status as a man is also a given then it must be obvious that all these factors can only lead to one conclusion......what was the question?

 

[Alceste]

I choose to believe so...

E: 4 people said no. Those people suck so much.

I only answered no because it is incorrect to say Jesus rode A dinosaur. Jesus of course would have ridden ALL the dinosaurs large enough to support his weight, and carried the little ones close to his godly bosom.

 

[Alceste]

I think the question should be Could Jesus have ridden a dinosaur, if you believe god is omnipotent and Jesus is both god and also the son of same, then surely he must be able to ride a dinosaur, but he was concurrently to being god / son of same a man and any man if given the opportunity to ride a dinosaur would do so.

So if the existence of god is a given, and the omnipotence of god is a given and the existence of Jesus is a given and his status as god / son of same is a given and his concurrent status as a man is also a given then it must be obvious that all these factors can only lead to one conclusion......what was the question?

Whether or not Jesus was a raptor.

 

[richardlowellt]

Thats a Stegosaurus not a Velociraptor, this one is only eats vegetation not dangerous at all, and by the way, very easy to ride.

 

[richardlowellt]

I do not know what Jesus was incarnated as in the dinosaurs age, but I find it hard to believe He was a flea

Not hard to believe at all the Chinese version of creation has fleas becoming human.

That is quite funny though! But seriously, I am absolutely certian that dinosaurs were around in the time of Adam and Eve. They definitely would have been riding dinosaurs!

Now all you have to do is educate yourself on the history of the Earth, obviously you missed that in class, maybe you were just asleep, but it would do you a world of good to revisit the age of the planet and the sequence of events. Good luck with your studies.

 

[richardlowellt]

. That is quite funny though! But seriously, I am absolutely certian that dinosaurs were around in the time of Adam and Eve

So your ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that dinosaurs were around during the time of Adam and eve? Here I'll get you started on your education about the history of the Earth, maybe after studying a bit you just might be not quite so ABSOLUTELY certain.

1.) The age of the planet is 4.45 billion years.

2.) The first animals appeared late Protenozoic era 600 million years ago.

3.) The first plants 700 million years ago.

4.) Dinosaurs 230 million years ago.

 

[richardlowellt]

That is quite funny though! But seriously, I am absolutely certian that dinosaurs were around in the time of Adam and Eve. They definitely would have been riding dinosaurs!

[/QUOTE]Oh, one more point that might help you be less Absolute Dinosaurs became extinct 65 million years ago. What was the year that Adam and Eve were created?

 

[Zephyr]

Look any one with any class would ride Pterosaurs!

You may be on to something here...

 

[Nepenthe]

Thats a Stegosaurus not a Velociraptor, this one is only eats vegetation not dangerous at all, and by the way, very easy to ride.

Uh.. yeah, I think everyone knows it's not a velaciraptor. And....
And actually it's supposed to be a triceratops.

 

[richardlowellt]

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QUOTE=Nepenthe;1728236]Uh.. yeah, I think everyone knows it's not a velaciraptor. And....
And actually it's supposed to be a triceratops.

[/QUOTE]terrible picture, where's the spikes on the tail?

 

[3.14]

well you can't realy say jesus rode the dinosaurs, i mean comeon he was riding around with training legs on them

 

[Nepenthe]

terrible picture, where's the spikes on the tail?

They were removed to prevent baby Jesus from scratching himself on them. Hey, the entire Middle East was babyproofed within minutes after his birth.

 

[richardlowellt]

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QUOTE=Jeremiah;1727271]

What do you think?

[/QUOTE]I find it completely mind boggling that there are 9 people on the face of this planet that think Jesus rode a dinosaur. Don't any of these people know anything about earth history? I'll have to add to my position that religion poisons everything, religions makes people just plain stupid!!!

 

[Madhuri]

Don't forget the unicorns and centaurs. I think he prefered cantaurs because he got to talk about God with them while riding.

 

[Nothing]

I'm sorry richardlowellt, perhaps I should clarify a couple things for you. I do not believe in science because every time it "proves" something new it disproves everything it proved before.
Reflecting back on my education I now realize it only got in the way of my learning. I do appreciate your concern though and I give you thanks!

 

[Erebus]

Did Jesus ride dinosaurs?

How do you think he walked on water? He was simply "surfing" on the back of a plesiosaur.

 

[rojse]

So your ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that dinosaurs were around during the time of Adam and eve? Here I'll get you started on your education about the history of the Earth, maybe after studying a bit you just might be not quite so ABSOLUTELY certain.

1.) The age of the planet is 4.45 billion years.

2.) The first animals appeared late Protenozoic era 600 million years ago.

3.) The first plants 700 million years ago.

4.) Dinosaurs 230 million years ago.

Please. The world was created six thousand years ago.

And, even if your statement were true (which all true believers know to be false), Jesus could well have used his special "Jesus Powers" to bring a dinosaur back from the past.

 

[rojse]

 

[rojse]

The real question to me seems to be not whether Jesus rode a dinosaur or not (it is plainly obvious that He did) but what sort of dinosaur he chose as his mount.

 

[Heneni]

wonder what would have been his choice of dinasour for frequent flyer miles...his Air force one.....

Royalty needs variety.

Heneni