I logged out to study, because i have an exam after few hours, but i was soooo tempted to come back to answer these questions. I kept thinking about it.
Forgive me if I am mistaken, but wouldn't Sharia law forcibly prohibit me, as an atheist, from:
- Marrying the woman I love, if she happens to be Muslim?
You can't marry whom you love as an atheist if she was a muslim girl, simply because she won't agree to do so if she was really a muslim.
I don't know though how the court would deal with this issue if the girl herself agreed. I need to look into this more from a legal point of view, but in general, Islam doesn't allow a muslim girl to marry a non-muslim simply because that would be injustice against that man, because he might not want for his children to be muslims like his wife.
- Expressing myself in ways that are deemed to "insult" or "blaspheme" against Islam?
Do you mean plain insults for the sake of insulting or just some thoughts and ideas which goes against what Muslims believe to be about God and Islam in general?
- Being elected the supreme ruler / president / whatever?
We will leave that for the community to decide. After Prophet Mohammed died, the first Caliph asked people to choose, and it been said that he was going along with the other great companions of Prophet Mohammed from a house to another in the city to ask them whom they wanted to be the Caliph, which is equavilant to what we call today general elections. Although he didn't want to be the Caliph himself, but at the end, people chose him to be the first Caliph. His name was Abu Baker.
- Having a glass of my favorite red wine with a pork chop dinner? (In fact tonight I cooked some pork chops in a delicious white wine vinegar and dijon mustard sauce.)
Yes you can have it all you want, but i won't join you on that.
- Paying the same exact tax that all citizens must pay? (I'm thinking of the "jizya" tax.)
It's not fair to non-Muslims to pay Zakat like what Muslims do because it's a religious duty to Muslims, unlike non-Muslims. That's why the non-Muslims had to pay something similar which is Jizyah, and by doing so, they were being exempt from participating in wars to protect the state. Note that ...
Jizya was applied to every free adult male member of the people of the book. Slaves, women, children, the old, the sick, monks, hermits and the poor, were all exempt from the tax, unless any of them was independent and wealthy. However, these exemptions were no longer observed during some periods in Muslim history, and discarded entirely by the Shafi'i School of Law. There was no amount permanently fixed for the tax, though the payment usually depended on wealth.
Taken from:
Jizya - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Althought not all the information in this link are true but it hold alot of truth. When reading the above link, please keep in mind that political environment at that time and how was the islamic law compared to others. Because today, the situation is different and it needs a new interpretation based on the current political and society laws.
Also, i have read that, when the non-Muslims were choosing to participate in defending the state, they were exempted from paying the Jizyah, unlike Muslims who had to pay it as a religious duty anyway, whether they participated in wars or not. They Jizyah was less than Zakat anyway.
You can read more about it here:
The Fair Logic of <i>Jizyah</i> - Reading Islam.com - Ask About Islam
- Would my testimony against a Muslim be admissible, and have just as much weight as anyone's testimony, in court?
No, the testimony can have even as much weight as the Caliph/President HIMSELF.
In the time of the fourth Caliph, Ali bin abi talib, a Jew found an armor which fell from the Caliph at that time, Ali, and when Ali saw that armor with the Jew, he claimed to be his, and the Jew protested and asked him to go to court.
When they went to court, the Muslim judge asked Ali if he had any evidence that it's his armor, and Ali said that he can't prove it but he knows it is his, then the judge said that, in this case, you have no proof, and thus, the Jew will keep it. Then, the Jew seeing all that happen, was astonished from the way the Caliph of the state was treated at court, just like anybody else, and he returned it to Ali, and became a Muslim later on.
At that time, do you imagine that anything similar could happen?
By the way, non-Muslims can have their own courts in the islamic state.
- Could all the dance clubs and gay bars stay open?
All proprties of non-Muslims should be protected by the islamic state.
- What about TV shows, movies, art, or literature that is deemed to have "bad morals" or to have too much nudity, romance, or pornography? Would I, as a non-Muslim citizen under Sharia law, be free to buy these things or produce them?
I'm not sure about this one. In the past, it was ok for non-muslims to keep their own pork, alcohol, etc because it wasn't harming the muslims, unlike this one which can be accessed by everybody.
On the other hand, my own personal belief is that, today, no one can force anybody what to watch and what to not watch, because people have satalites, the internet, etc, so a self control is more effective that imposing certain laws to legalize that or prohibit that, when it comes to media.
- What would happen to someone like Salman Rushdie or Theo Van Gogh?
Unforunatly, i didn't have the chance to read the work of any of them, so i don't know.
If the answers to the questions are what I think they are, or even if just a few of them are, then an Islamic state *would indeed* be imposing its religion on me and anyone like me.
So?
The Islamic state is also certainly not a democracy, according to Dr. Badawi.
It's not a full democracy system, and it's not a theocracy as well.
EDIT: Note that, when i was answering you, i was recalling the time of Prophet Mohammed and the Caliphs after him, and what would they have done if they were here today, also, i kept in mind the major schools of thought in Islam. Nevertheless, what they have done in the past was mainly to cope up with the environment at that time while observing islamic laws and regulations. So, also today, we have to analyze the current enviornment and interpret the texts based on that, just like what they did in the past.
What they did in the past was a revolution in human thoughts standards, and i don't recall any ruling which was better than the islamic one at that time. That's why, with the current relative fairness we see in democracy, and the many western countries who successfully applied it as the best solution they could come up with to govern the country, i believe that the islamic law can surpass that easily, based on the results and performance of the past, and the revolutionary laws and thoughts which Muslims could successfully implement.
You see, it wasn't as bad as you expected.
j/k
That's why I was wondering about how far islamic law can be successful and why we stopped interpreting the texts from a modern point of view, and i started posting some questions to my Muslim fellows ...
http://www.religiousforums.com/forum/islam/71427-we-stuck-past.html
You can join us there if you want to find out what happened!