I hate popcorn of all varieties, flavours and colours.
I hate the taste, that cardboard/polystyrene flavour really doesn't do it for me. Even when you salt it to high heaven or drench it in butter, and don't get me started in the caramel stuff.
I hate the texture, again if i wanted to chow down on some packing material there's plenty of free polystyrene puffs at work.
I hate the smell, it makes me feel like i'm suffocating - if carbon monoxide had a smell, i bet it would be like popcorn.
I even hate the look, why people eat things that look like deep fried squirrel brains is beyond my comprehension.
So to summarise, i'd rather eat a bag of pine cones than popcorn.