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does your woman make you dance?

constantine

the Great
Aqualung said:
I think you're confusing "dancing" with "having sex while some music plays in the background." :D
dancing is sexual ,and you dont need to worry about protection because when you dance, everything is out in the open for all to see....noone gets hurt and you learn more about the person you dance with than if you talked for the 3 minutes instead....

no guy is going to laugh at a woman when shes dancing but women will laugh at a guy.....women love a guy who can make them laugh and not always be so serious all the time.... have some fun and enjoy being silly.....

I never minded dancing slow but was often shy to dance fast....disco sucks.....
but I love to dance fast to a really great song and if you are enjoying yourself.... nomatter what everyone else thinks, than that I have found it to be attractive to women...sing like noone is listening/dance like noone is watching.....
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I had to learn the tango for the Fezziwig party scene on Christmas Carol. I caught on quickly, and I was able to do it during the performances like I had been doing it for years (maybe doing that scene 10 or 15 times a night for 3 weeks had something to do with that), but I just didn't like doing it. At least the girl I had to dance with was attractive.
Some drunk girl did start dirty dancing to Rob Zombie's Living Dead Girl for me at some party I was a dj and security for. I felt abit dumb because I didn't know if it would be better for me stand there, or start moving myself.
But I really don't like dancing. I would rather stick to head banging at a concert.
 

glasgowchick

Gives Glory to God !!!
Personally Im a country girl at heart, nothing like the ole two step to get my heart pumping LOL!!!!!!!!!!!. :D Used to like the electric slide, now Im showing my age :p
 

jewscout

Religious Zionist
i'm a better dancer when i drink ( or maybe i'm just drunk and don't care lol)

but Rachel doesn't make me dance if i don't want to...then again i don't want anyone else dancing w/ her;)

got a bit of a jealous bone you could say...
 

constantine

the Great
cardero said:
[I thought this thread was about stripping too.]
When my wife Sharon
ripped off the clothes she was wearing
and laid spread on the bed
my tougne hit the ground:eek:

I went down and did my best James Brown:jam:
but she stole from THE Wal-Mart
and thats why the cops came.....
and they took her downtown
:biglaugh:
 

Linus

Well-Known Member
constantine said:
or do you like dancing.......:eek:
Me ex-girlfriend always wanted to go to our highschool dances. I never really did want to go all that bad. in fact, she knew that I would rather do just about anything else, but I knew she always had fun and that she loved going to them, so I went to the important ones with her.

Plus I don't mind getting dressed up every once in a while.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I even missed my Junior and Senior prom because I don't like dancing. That, and I don't like dressing up, and I didn't have a date. But mainly because I do not like to dance.
 

Kowalski

Active Member
constantine said:
or do you like dancing.......:eek:
I used to like going to dance clubs, and still do. Although older, I still feel the vibe, and like to pump up the jam. All the girls I've known, well most of them liked dancing in a club. But Hard House, Techno, Trance and ambient, that's music, that's my scene.

How anybody could call that stooooopid line dancing, dancing, I don't know. what the heck is that all about ?

Cheers

K
 

Kowalski

Active Member
Aqualung said:
I don't know what everybody is talking about. Dancing is just dumb. Look at it. All you're doing is moving your body around in a random way to music. I think dancing is okay if it's something that takes skill, like a tango, or flamenco, but just to go to a club and dance is rediculous.
I bet your a real barrel of laughs ?

Cheers

K
 

Kowalski

Active Member
Aqualung said:
:areyoucra I don't really get it . . .
Barrel of laughs, is an English expression meaning a lot of fun, a funny person, light hearted etc, can also be used sarcastically to suggest the opposite.

Cheers

K
 

Aqualung

Tasty
Kowalski said:
Barrel of laughs, is an English expression meaning a lot of fun, a funny person, light hearted etc, can also be used sarcastically to suggest the opposite.

Cheers

K
Oh. for some reason I was reading it wrong. Yep. I'm probably the biggest barrel of laughs you'll ever meet. :bounce
 

michel

Administrator Emeritus
Staff member
I have always had three left feet.:D For someone who loves music, I am hopeless with 'counting myself in' in Ballroom dancing. I was dragged out on the floor as a young kid by my mother, and thoroughly embarrassed.


My wife finally got me to go to lessons, and I can make it look as if I can dance (but I can't anyway); now, of course, with a dodgy hip I can't do 'turns' - so I am excused after a short while. I feel sorry for my wife though, because she loves dancing....
 

cardero

Citizen Mod
Kowalski said:
How anybody could call that stooooopid line dancing, dancing, I don't know. what the heck is that all about ?

Cheers

K
mrscarrdero enjoys the country line dancing and the traditional wedding line dances. The only line dancing I would be interesting in learning would be the Madison. Now there is a line dance (a good strong line-hit it).
 

Mike182

Flaming Queer
who said its a woman who gets me to dance :rolleyes:

my ex boyfriend got me to dance quite a bit, it was always funny to see the looks you get when you are a male dancing close to another male to the song by shania twain: "i feel like a woman" - :biglaugh: classic :jam:

but mainly i don't like dancing, id rather sit at home and get cossey with a bottle of wine, a good movie, and a big cuddle

im not a happy-go-dancing kinda guy

C_P
 

Kowalski

Active Member
Aqualung said:
Oh. for some reason I was reading it wrong. Yep. I'm probably the biggest barrel of laughs you'll ever meet. :bounce
really, well I'm suprised at that , I'll bet your wow in real life huh >:jiggy: maybe I should take you to a club lol.

Chill out :jam:


Cheers

K
 

Kowalski

Active Member
cardero said:
mrscarrdero enjoys the country line dancing and the traditional wedding line dances. The only line dancing I would be interesting in learning would be the Madison. Now there is a line dance (a good strong line-hit it).
I'm sure the Mrs does, but what in earth is it all about, I mean i've seen these cowboy types doing it, and frankly, i haven' got a clue is to why ? what is the Madison ?

Cheers

K
 

Aqualung

Tasty
Kowalski said:
really, well I'm suprised at that , I'll bet your wow in real life huh >:jiggy: maybe I should take you to a club lol.

Chill out :jam:


Cheers

K
Heck yes! :biglaugh: :cool:
 

Bastet

Vile Stove-Toucher
corrupt_priest said:
my ex boyfriend got me to dance quite a bit, it was always funny to see the looks you get when you are a male dancing close to another male to the song by shania twain: "i feel like a woman" - classic
Shania can get anybody to dance! :biglaugh: I have memories of hearing the opening bars to that song, turning to my friends, shouting "SHANIA!!", and making a mad dash for the dancefloor with them in tow. :p

I really like slow dancing, although I've only done it once. :flirt: The real beauty is that it takes no skill whatsoever, and you don't have to be drunk to do it with any lack of inhibition...especially if you're just doing it in the middle of the loungeroom. :p
 
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