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Dumb stuff thread
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Secret Chief
Veteran Member
Should we restrict it to, say, the last hour?
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
If we restrict it to the last two hours, I went to the gym, which was pretty stupid.
Secret Chief
Veteran Member
I've hurt my knee at the gym, but that's @JustGeorge 's fault. (Obviously).
well, my wife and I just forgot to put the butter in the banana bread as we mixed it...it turned out okay...
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Thank goodness for that.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
OK, I have ONE....that will not get me arrested....
When I was a youngin' I rode a dirt bike...a lot.... loved going off road..... it was only a 125 Harley...but it could beat just about anything in a hill climb...even a friend's Kawasaki 250.......but in retrospect..... hitting a hill that was at about a 70 degree incline, at close to full speed, was not smart...but we are not a dumb yet..... about 1 foot from the top, my back wheel was spinning and I could go no further.... We are now approaching dumb..... I decided.... the only thing I can do..is go backwards back down...... so I tried...the bike went backwards and immeideintly turned to the right, 90 degrees from where I was.... it threw me...... dumb is about to happen... but instead of trying to roll out of the fall wen I hit the bottom (I was in Jiujitsu then) I decided that the least I could do is look cool falling, so I went for a superman flying pose....... I hit...it was rocky...it hurt..... and I was badly bruised...but not broken..... this was near a boat launch...people came running to see if this idiot survived the fall...I got up...told everybody I was fine.... picked up my bike,..... the clutch lever was now bent 180 degrees and touching itself.....,,hopped on my bike...started it...went up another hill that was much less steep..... got out of sight.... stopped the bike..... put down the kick stand...and fell on the ground and just writhed in pain for a bit..... then went on riding....
Oh and I smashed the taillight too
When I was a youngin' I rode a dirt bike...a lot.... loved going off road..... it was only a 125 Harley...but it could beat just about anything in a hill climb...even a friend's Kawasaki 250.......but in retrospect..... hitting a hill that was at about a 70 degree incline, at close to full speed, was not smart...but we are not a dumb yet..... about 1 foot from the top, my back wheel was spinning and I could go no further.... We are now approaching dumb..... I decided.... the only thing I can do..is go backwards back down...... so I tried...the bike went backwards and immeideintly turned to the right, 90 degrees from where I was.... it threw me...... dumb is about to happen... but instead of trying to roll out of the fall wen I hit the bottom (I was in Jiujitsu then) I decided that the least I could do is look cool falling, so I went for a superman flying pose....... I hit...it was rocky...it hurt..... and I was badly bruised...but not broken..... this was near a boat launch...people came running to see if this idiot survived the fall...I got up...told everybody I was fine.... picked up my bike,..... the clutch lever was now bent 180 degrees and touching itself.....,,hopped on my bike...started it...went up another hill that was much less steep..... got out of sight.... stopped the bike..... put down the kick stand...and fell on the ground and just writhed in pain for a bit..... then went on riding....
Oh and I smashed the taillight too
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Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
OK, I have done tons of dumb stuff so let me think about which dumb thing to write about. Hmmmmm...OK, got it.
TRUE STORY TIME:
One time I told my (now ex) husband that if the hospital admitted me, I was going to divorce him. Which I did, but not because the hospital admitted me. Hey, I wanted to go to Germany! So I did that first and THEN divorced him. Dumb. I mean, clearly I could have gone on my own, which I have done over and over again.
TRUE STORY TIME:
One time I told my (now ex) husband that if the hospital admitted me, I was going to divorce him. Which I did, but not because the hospital admitted me. Hey, I wanted to go to Germany! So I did that first and THEN divorced him. Dumb. I mean, clearly I could have gone on my own, which I have done over and over again.
Tomef
Well-Known Member
Pick the funny ones.
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
TRUE STORY TIME!
One time I had to be paired up with a guy whose last name really freaked me out (It was Roach) only because we were both tall. This was in the 6th grade and we were learning how to square dance in PE.
Wow, there are so many bad things about that short story.
One time I had to be paired up with a guy whose last name really freaked me out (It was Roach) only because we were both tall. This was in the 6th grade and we were learning how to square dance in PE.
Wow, there are so many bad things about that short story.
Funny or serious?
1800 years before my dad took over the farm it was a roman garrison and port. Archaeologists worked in the top field which was the original fort and bathhouse. I played in the mud and spoil they had dig and discarded.
I found a lovely slate i could use for digging. So scrapping away making lovely slides to roll balls down and one of the archaeologists spotted me, she came over to look what i was doing
I was scraping mud with what was an 1800 year old roman writing tablet. My game had obliterated the writing scratched in to it.
I was not popular.
I guess that was pretty serious
hey, they were the ones who missed it on the first go-round...
an anarchist
Your local loco.
I got married once
Yup that's what i said.
Thanks for giving credit where it's due.
I got married twice. The first one was mostly a mistake...
an anarchist
Your local loco.
It’s so easy to get married too! I signed two pieces of paper and payed 100$ and ta dah I was married.