Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
HA!!!! I got married twice and engaged 3 times..... still in the second marriage
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Dumb stuff thread
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Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Hey, I got married three times! Turns out the third time was the charm for me. And I was his fourth wife!
We believed in marriage that's for sure.
I've been engaged more times than that believe it or not.
Wirey
Fartist
How do you get a fourth marriage license? Shouldn't the clerk at City Hall stop you and say "Look man, I don't think you understand the concept here. This isn't a 'buy 9 and the 10th one is free' kinda deal."
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
LOL I don't know but I do know this. His first wife died of a brain tumor. His second wife he had for 17 years. His third wife he didn't have any kind of time (His story was that he knew it was a mistake right away). So I was his fourth wife. We were very happily married for 15 years and never dated anyone else after we met. He passed away unfortunately. He was a bit older than me but not a lot - like five years older. He inhierited a bad heart from his mom, I believe. His dad died of an industrial accident when my husband was very young so I don't know about him.
A friend bought a second (third) hand Mazda RX3 and offered that i try it.
So one Sunday morning i drove it onto the M602. Looked around, there were no cars in sight. So unlike me i decided i should floor it to see what speed It'd do.
I reached around 120mph when i noticed a police car accelerating up an on ramp in my mirror.
Opps, silly me pressed my foot hard to the floor, the needle hit the stop at 130 and still accelerating. The police car was dropping behind.
I rounded a curve with a slip road right after it, carry on or pull off? I steeref into the slip road, hoping to reach the junction and turn before the police saw where I'd gone.
At the junction were traffic lights on red. Damn. I watched the police car swerve onto the slip road. He pulled along side me and signaled that i should pull over and stop after rhe traffic lights.
He walked up to me, the first words he said were "do you have any idea what speed you were doing?"
"About 70 miles per hour" i replied.
The cop just burst out laughing and said "I clocked you at twice that, i do love a fast chase in the morning, go on, **** off for your cheek and don't do it again.
That was probably the luckiest dumb driving incident of my life. Had the cop not been in a good mood i would have lost my driving licence for 3 years and recieved enough penalty points to never be able to afford car insurance again.
I've never driven over the speed limit since. I save the speed for the track.
So one Sunday morning i drove it onto the M602. Looked around, there were no cars in sight. So unlike me i decided i should floor it to see what speed It'd do.
I reached around 120mph when i noticed a police car accelerating up an on ramp in my mirror.
Opps, silly me pressed my foot hard to the floor, the needle hit the stop at 130 and still accelerating. The police car was dropping behind.
I rounded a curve with a slip road right after it, carry on or pull off? I steeref into the slip road, hoping to reach the junction and turn before the police saw where I'd gone.
At the junction were traffic lights on red. Damn. I watched the police car swerve onto the slip road. He pulled along side me and signaled that i should pull over and stop after rhe traffic lights.
He walked up to me, the first words he said were "do you have any idea what speed you were doing?"
"About 70 miles per hour" i replied.
The cop just burst out laughing and said "I clocked you at twice that, i do love a fast chase in the morning, go on, **** off for your cheek and don't do it again.
That was probably the luckiest dumb driving incident of my life. Had the cop not been in a good mood i would have lost my driving licence for 3 years and recieved enough penalty points to never be able to afford car insurance again.
I've never driven over the speed limit since. I save the speed for the track.
Wirey
Fartist
I was selling cars and had a call list of existing clients to contact. They were on leases that were about to expire. I called one house and asked for the name on the list, and the lady that answered asked what this was regarding. I told her, and she informed me that she was his wife, and they were on the way to his wake. He had just died in an accident in that car. I Googled him, and it was true.
I joined RF, & spend a wee bit too much time posting.
I offer this post as evidence.
I offer this post as evidence.
You escaped their control?
Martin
Spam, wonderful spam (bloody vikings!)
It was OK actually. The cats were easier to replace than the house.
Tomef
Well-Known Member
Remarkable.
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Martin
Spam, wonderful spam (bloody vikings!)
They control my ex now. Bless 'em.
Tomef
Well-Known Member
Couldn't say no to that third lettuce leaf?
Among other things.
Tomef
Well-Known Member
I've heard rabbits like to live on the edge.
I have poor actual vision, but incredible hind sight.
I'm not that edgy. I'm just drawn that way.