Dumb stuff thread

[Tomef]

I have poor actual vision, but incredible hind sight.

And legs.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

And legs.

And tasty too!

 

[Jedster]

TRUE STORY TIME!

One time I had to be paired up with a guy whose last name really freaked me out (It was Roach) only because we were both tall. This was in the 6th grade and we were learning how to square dance in PE.

Wow, there are so many bad things about that short story.

Did he smoke or did you smoke him?

 

[Kathryn]

Did he smoke or did you smoke him?

LOL I don't think either applies.

 

[ChristineM]

I just remembered one.
Many years ago i had a bedsit, it had a gas oven with a non working thermostat. The way i tested it was up to temperature was to open the door and put my head in the oven to estimate the temperature.

Hey, don't laugh, it worked.

 

[Tomef]

I just remembered one.
Many years ago i had a bedsit, it had a gas oven with a non working thermostat. The way i tested it was up to temperature was to open the door and put my head in the oven to estimate the temperature.

Hey, don't laugh, it worked.

One up from putting your hand inside it I suppose.

 

[Wirey]

I just remembered one.
Many years ago i had a bedsit, it had a gas oven with a non working thermostat. The way i tested it was up to temperature was to open the door and put my head in the oven to estimate the temperature.

Hey, don't laugh, it worked.

Insert baked brain joke here.

 

[Martin]

I just remembered one.
Many years ago i had a bedsit, it had a gas oven with a non working thermostat. The way i tested it was up to temperature was to open the door and put my head in the oven to estimate the temperature.

Hey, don't laugh, it worked.

Don't try that with a microwave oven.