flat earth

[linwood]

Landover Baptist church isn`t a church.

It`s a parody site, they aren`t serious.

However these flat earthers are serious.

Nice forum.

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I should read the whole thread before posting.
I see you`ve discovered the parody.
The link above is for serious though.
Scary stuff.

 

[outhouse]

Landover Baptist church isn`t a church.

It`s a parody site, they aren`t serious.

However these flat earthers are serious.

Nice forum.

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I should read the whole thread before posting.
I see you`ve discovered the parody.
The link above is for serious though.
Scary stuff.

yep I posted a link to them as well before I learned of the parody forum.

I havnt poked around yet in there. off to read lol

 

[outhouse]

How can you be sure there not a parody site as well.

seems to be a parrallel with the parody site.

once bitten twice shy LOL :run:

 

[Renji]

To everyone I've ever spoken to from the 4th dimension, it looks flat again.

Does that include those "talking ostrich from Mars"? I just noticed that you are so talented that you can even talk to other creatures.

 

[Quagmire]

Does that include those "talking ostrich from Mars"? I just noticed that you are so talented that you can even talk to other creatures.

We DWBHists have powers that other mortals can only guess at. :yes:

( I say "powers", the doctors say "hallucinations"...tom-AY-to, tom-ah-to...)

 

[Renji]

We DWBHists have powers that other mortals can only guess at. :yes:

( I say "powers", the doctors say "hallucinations"...tom-AY-to, tom-ah-to...)

Well I guess a psychiatrist can make those powers disappear.

 

[ChristineES]

I am relieved it is a parody.

 

[linwood]

How can you be sure there not a parody site as well.

seems to be a parrallel with the parody site.

once bitten twice shy LOL :run:

Lol..I understand the hesitation, Landover Baptist got me a few years back as well.
I think they do what they do so well they`ve gotten most people who ever loaded their site at one time or another.

On the Flat Earth forum I posted...
They hide their main message board so it`s only accessible to the vetted "true Believers".
The concepts they post about in the public forum are dead serious.

I`m pretty sure they are the real Flat Earthers.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

How can you explain to someone that the world is round???

If there so religious that they believe the earth is flat because the bible is inerrant

I never knew people held onto these beliefs in this modern age.

I don't think that there are, actually. I suspect that "flat earthers" are just making fun of Christianity or other religions that have teachings that undermine critical thinking.

 

[Dezzie]

Wow... this is crazy

 

[dyanaprajna2011]

There are still a few die-hard biblical literalists who believe that the earth is flat, but they are very rare. If you check out a few fundamentalist Christian message boards, you can find a few. It's not common these days, though, but they are there if you look for them. There's a website, and I hesitate to post the link here, because it's a site that makes fun of fundamentalists (not only of Christianity, but of all religions and philosophies), although they don't make fun of the religions themselves, but they have posted quotes from flat-earthers. These are the people who are so dead-set on believing every single word that their scriptures teach, that no amount of reasoning can convince them otherwise of simple truths. This is due, I believe (and I'm not downing religion, just certain ideas about certain religions), to some sort of mental illness. However, and thankfully, this is becoming more rare.

 

[Renji]

I haven't met one, in this 'century' who still believes that the earth is flat. Where did you ever get that idea, I humbly ask?

 

[outhouse]

Where did you ever get that idea, I humbly ask?

post #1 has the link. landover baptist forums, they had me fooled for about 20 hours that they were real. LOL now its fun to pick up on there humor.

but theres also the flat earth society, which so far im not sure if there a parady or not.

 

[BruceDLimber]

How can you explain to someone that the world is round?

Show him the shadow of the earth on the moon during a lunar eclipse.

Bruce

 

[Renji]

post #1 has the link. landover baptist forums, they had me fooled for about 20 hours that they were real. LOL now its fun to pick up on there humor.

but theres also the flat earth society, which so far im not sure if there a parady or not.

It is a parody, according also to previous posters

 

[Renji]

There are still a few die-hard biblical literalists who believe that the earth is flat, but they are very rare.

Are you sure that even one of those exists nowadays?

 

[dogsgod]

Matthew 4:8 Again, the devil took him to a very high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their splendor. 9 “All this I will give you,” he said, “if you will bow down and worship me.”


Yup, the world is flat.

 

[Renji]

Matthew 4:8 Again, the devil took him to a very high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their splendor. 9 “All this I will give you,” he said, “if you will bow down and worship me.”


Yup, the world is flat.

 

[dogsgod]

Not convinced?

Luke5 The devil led him up to a high place and showed him in an instant all the kingdoms of the world. 6 And he said to him, “I will give you all their authority and splendor; it has been given to me, and I can give it to anyone I want to. 7 If you worship me, it will all be yours.”

It's got to be flat.

 

[Renji]

Not convinced?

Luke5 The devil led him up to a high place and showed him in an instant all the kingdoms of the world. 6 And he said to him, “I will give you all their authority and splendor; it has been given to me, and I can give it to anyone I want to. 7 If you worship me, it will all be yours.”

It's got to be flat.

Even the Catholic Church wouldn't accept that as a 'doctrine' but a heresy.... Or perhaps another 'Divine Comedy':angel2: