Gravitationalists!!

[slave2six]

Scientists themselves admit they don't understand gravity. With no clear understanding or explanation of why Australians don't fall into space, we're left with only one feasible explanation. It is a work of God.

Just why is that feasible? Are you suggesting that god is pushing everything toward the ground or something? Seems like a lot of work to me.

 

[xkatz]

Gravity is a lie!!!!!

That's correct. I was hired by NASA to glue people to the Earth and called it gravity.

 

[Autodidact]

Gravity cannot be observed. It's just an interpretation of the evidence, and other interpretations are just as valid. Science can't prove gravity. Creationists know that God decrees what will fall, what will rise, and why. This interpretation is just as valid as the Theory of Gravity, and should be taught in physics classes.

 

[Autodidact]

In fact, gravitationists, I challenge you to explain to me what the Theory of Gravity is and what the evidence is that supports it.

 

[logicalthought123]

The LAW OF GRAVITY is the FACT that all objects in the universe exibit a pull on each other. The proof of this is people wiegh significantly less on the moon than on the Earth, even though they aren't any different. It's becasue the moon is smaller. Smaller= less pull.
Is it your intention to say that when I fall it isn't gravity and my lack of balance but really god letting me know he's angry at me?

Sorry if I come across as rude in this post.

 

[Autodidact]

Yes, I challenge you to explain the Theory of Gravity to me and the evidence that supports it.

 

[Thief]

Really...we are digressing to a discussion of gravity as something that does not exist?

Let's apply cause and effect....gravity is real.

Then let's move to the actual debate (science vs. religion).

Jesus walked on water....metaphor or fact?

 

[logicalthought123]

metaphor.

 

[Valjean]

Just why is that feasible? Are you suggesting that god is pushing everything toward the ground or something? Seems like a lot of work to me.

The hand of God must be pressing the Australians to Earth. What other explanation is there?
I suppose you're proposing the Earth is flat.

 

[The Neo Nerd]

Really...we are digressing to a discussion of gravity as something that does not exist?

Let's apply cause and effect....gravity is real.

Then let's move to the actual debate (science vs. religion).

Jesus walked on water....metaphor or fact?

Fact.

I saw Mr Miyagi do it in an episode of macguyver.

If he can do it so can Jesus.

-Q

 

[tumbleweed41]

The LAW OF GRAVITY is the FACT that all objects in the universe exibit a pull on each other. The proof of this is people wiegh significantly less on the moon than on the Earth, even though they aren't any different. It's becasue the moon is smaller. Smaller= less pull.
Is it your intention to say that when I fall it isn't gravity and my lack of balance but really god letting me know he's angry at me?

Sorry if I come across as rude in this post.

Blasphemer!!!

It is a Biblical fact that when God smites the sinner, he is simply pushing them down a little harder than usual.

:sarcastic

 

[logicalthought123]

So every time I fall, I'm being smitten. If that is the case I think he's letting a lot of stuff slide, I blaspheme a lot but I fall rarely.

 

[Tiberius]

We all know that it is the magical gravity fairies who pull things down. Light doesn't bend because they can't catch up to it!

 

[Thief]

We all know that it is the magical gravity fairies who pull things down. Light doesn't bend because they can't catch up to it!

Are you serious?
It was the effect of gravity upon light that gave credibility to Einstein's theory. (light bends)
Photographs of solar eclipses, with predicted results, took years to acquire.
The work done bolstered the equation, and was considered to be proof.

 

[slave2six]

Yes, I challenge you to explain the Theory of Gravity to me and the evidence that supports it.

Personally, I think that such a lesson should take place on the edge of a very high cliff and there should be an in-class demonstration in which a snarky student should volunteer to disprove gravity...

 

[CarlinKnew]

Why do gravitationalists lie about macrogravity?
Scientists find evidence of microgravity, and then they jump to conclusions about macrogravity!
No one has ever observed macrogravity!
If macrogravity is true, then why doesn't the Earth collide with the sun?
You foolish gravitationalists!
Yes, small amounts of gravity do happen, but drastic amounts of gravity are not possible without God's help, so scientists lie and say the earth is billions of years old! hahaha! yea right!!!!1

Well I have one thing to say to you blasphemers:
49This is how it will be at the end of the age. The angels will come and separate the wicked from the righteous 50and throw them into the fiery furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
51"Have you understood all these things?" Jesus asked.
"Yes," they replied.
Matthew 13:49-51
Amen

 

[Sunstone]

It's all very well of you folks to make fun of those who see through the lies of gravitationalists, but I suppose you will be very disappointed when you die and find out the truth form the Almighty Himself.

 

[camanintx]

Really...we are digressing to a discussion of gravity as something that does not exist?

Are you serious?

Someone broke their sarcasm detector, didn't they?

 

[Autodidact]

Personally, I think that such a lesson should take place on the edge of a very high cliff and there should be an in-class demonstration in which a snarky student should volunteer to disprove gravity...

I take it you decline my challenge? There is no evidence in favor of the Theory of Gravity. God makes things fall down, not some mythical, unobserved non-existent force that atheists call "gravity."

 

[Autodidact]

Furthermore, Hitler was a gravitationist. Gravityism leads to genocide and a general decline in morals. When people stop relying on God, and start making up materialistic explanations for God's methods, it leads to the deline of society.