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Guilty By Association?
- Thread starter ChristineES
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waitasec
Veteran Member
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
yes you did.
my bad, apparently i need more
No, what you need is tequila. Hold that thought. I am about to make an announcement on several threads.
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Ahem. Attention. ATTENTION.
WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST TO MAKE AN IMPORTANT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.
DEBATING DAWKINS HAS BEEN SUSPENDED AT LEAST TEMPORARILY DUE TO THE INSISTENCE OF SEVERAL KEY PLAYERS THAT IT IS IN FACT, FIVE O CLOCK SOMEWHERE AND THEREFORE THE IMBIBING OF WINE AND TEQUILA IS IN ORDER. ALL THOSE WHO AGREE WITH THIS PRONOUNCEMENT PLEASE ASSEMBLE ON KATHRYN'S BACK PATIO. BYOB AND CIGARETTES.
THE MORATORIUM ON MOCKING AND RIDICULE IS LIFTED. ALL COMMENTS WELCOME WITH THE CONDITION THAT THEIR IMPACT IS LESSENED BY THE CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL.
All recipes and advice on how to dispel of the near-certain hangover are appreciated.
WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST TO MAKE AN IMPORTANT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.
DEBATING DAWKINS HAS BEEN SUSPENDED AT LEAST TEMPORARILY DUE TO THE INSISTENCE OF SEVERAL KEY PLAYERS THAT IT IS IN FACT, FIVE O CLOCK SOMEWHERE AND THEREFORE THE IMBIBING OF WINE AND TEQUILA IS IN ORDER. ALL THOSE WHO AGREE WITH THIS PRONOUNCEMENT PLEASE ASSEMBLE ON KATHRYN'S BACK PATIO. BYOB AND CIGARETTES.
THE MORATORIUM ON MOCKING AND RIDICULE IS LIFTED. ALL COMMENTS WELCOME WITH THE CONDITION THAT THEIR IMPACT IS LESSENED BY THE CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL.
All recipes and advice on how to dispel of the near-certain hangover are appreciated.
I have some tequila right here.....
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Pee-wee's Big Adventure - Tequila - YouTube
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Pee-wee's Big Adventure - Tequila - YouTube
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
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Damn. That's hard to top. OK, you're in charge of the tequila. Mystic can provide the entertainment. I'll just make sure the bathrooms are well stocked and that the dogs stay out of the chips.
waitasec
Veteran Member
OK....I had a couple swigs'o scotch.
Better now.....better......
Better now.....better......
No need to worry about the dogs eating the chips. I let the donkey eat them all.
I'm on my second bottle as we speak....
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Hey I just made a wine run myself, and bought four bottles.
That should last me, ohhhh, till tomorrow around noon.
waitasec
Veteran Member
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Well, I can promise you that if I'd bought all white wine, I could down it that fast too. To me, white wine is just like Kool Aid. Except that, surprisingly, an hour so later, I'm suddenly drunker than Cooter Brown.
When I'm by myself, I have to buy merlot - for two reasons.
1) I can't chug a lug merlot for some reason - too dry, I guess.
2) In the back of my mind, I can't seem to forget that if I overdo merlot, I'll get a ripping headache the next day. So...forced moderation.
It sucks to be so...mature...
No wine for me and no tequila. I'll just sip some lemonade made with artificial sweetener (I'm diabetic).
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
No wine for me and no tequila. I'll just sip some lemonade made with artificial sweetener (I'm diabetic).
Don't worry. I have music to loosen you up, sister.
You can bring the tiki torches!
I usually listen to soft and slow music but when I am irritated, I play Helter Skelter! "When I get to the bottom, I go back to the top..."
I could use a back rub- know any massage therapists?
InformedIgnorance
Do you 'know' or believe?
You have proposed the most absurd inclusion within the term 'Christian' as can be envisaged (atheists and so forth); far more absurd than the one Kathryn proposed. I assume you have done so for the purposes of satire - if not, I despair.
waitasec
Veteran Member
is there something wrong with being absurd?
i'd always thought, when i was a christian, "christian" meant being christ like.
and even those who do not believe he existed can emulate christ like qualities...
but then after i saw things differently i realized there is no way one can know what christ was like. so then, maybe christ represents the best a person can be
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waitasec
Veteran Member
mmmmm chardonay yessss
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
OMG I thank the Lord that I did not buy Chardonnay today - otherwise I would not be able to type this right now. I have no boundaries when it comes to chardonnay!