May this humble offering please thee!
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Happy Birthday, Old Scratch
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Hmm, I was thinking about getting a few of the LHP folks together to raise some hell and bring back Uncle Scratch, but I don't think that is going to be necessary. I think Donald Trump running as a Republican will be more than enough hell raising to get the job done!It's that time again already?
I hear he's currently negotiating for some souls.
True story.....
Old Scratch was once recruiting a lawyer.
Negotiations were tough, since both parties were skilled at such nefarious dealings.
Eventually, The Dark One offered.....
"I will see that you become a partner, have a beautiful mistress, & get a new red Lexus."
"In return, I will own your eternal soul, those of your children, & those of their children's children."
The lawyer queried.....
"What's the catch?"
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I hear that the summoning procedure would be to have a really heated emotionally charged political mud-slinging.
Aye, it doesn't take much.
Devil's Food Cake! 3May this humble offering please thee!
I'm detecting a faint whiff of sulfur on the political winds!
We await His return.Devil's Food Cake! 3
I'm detecting a faint whiff of sulfur on the political winds!
Wirey
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As do I. I wonder if he could explain the workings of the electoral system to a heavenly visitor?
Please accept my offering of devil's food cake.....
May it soothe your spirit in this time of disappointing electioneering.
We hope to offer you better in 4 years.
May it soothe your spirit in this time of disappointing electioneering.
We hope to offer you better in 4 years.
Happy birthday!
May this small token please you, oh, Evil One....Prince Of Darkness....Keeper Of Lost Socks.....
May this small token please you, oh, Evil One....Prince Of Darkness....Keeper Of Lost Socks.....
