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Excerpted (David Letterman's list).....
TOP TEN REASONS THE BRITISH LOST THE COLONIES
10. Hard to shoot straight with sissified powdered wig falling in your eyes.
9. Wanted to just lose New Jersey but got carried away.
8. Colonists on steroids.
7. Spent too much time guessing who's gay in the royal family.
6. British diet: Tea and Crumpets; American diet: Raw Squirrel and Whiskey
5. Serious problems with snuff abuse.
4. Lots of painful poking accidents trying to put on those pointy hats of theirs.
3. Americans had Batman.
2. Wanted to get first draft choice.
1. Uninspiring British battle cry: "Let's win this for our swishy, inbred monarch!"