Here's Your Chance: Stump the Atheist!

[Kilgore Trout]

Just kidding, there's nothing you could stump me with.

Silly little people.

 

[Willamena]

If we cut off your arms and legs, have we effectly stumped you?

 

[Eliot Wild]

I read in another thread that all Atheists believe with all absolute certainity that God does not exist and that all atheists insist on such a claim, even if they themselves deny that is their position.

So, with that being the case, why doesn't God exist?

 

[Kilgore Trout]

If we cut off your arms and legs, have we effectly stumped you?

No, you'd have to saw through my trunk to stump me.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I read in another thread that all Atheists believe with all absolute certainity that God does not exist and that all atheists insist on such a claim, even if they themselves deny that is their position.

So, with that being the case, why doesn't God exist?

I don't know, but I'm absolutely certain it's true. Hmm, maybe I could be a theist.

 

[Magic Man]

Do you believe in God?

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Do you believe in God?

Not as much as I believe in life after love.

 

[ellenjanuary]

What's the "a" for?

 

[Kilgore Trout]

What's the "a" for?

It functions as a vowel - an open-mouth sound bridging harder consonant sounds together.

 

[Reverend Rick]

Now Mr. Trout, if it where not for God, you would have nothing to not believe in.

Where would you be then? Huh huh?

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Now Mr. Trout, if it where not for God, you would have nothing to not believe in.

Where would you be then? Huh huh?

Probably at a forum for discussing techniques on how to sew mittens and other winter accessories.

 

[YmirGF]

Does an atheist miss having an invisible friend telling them what to do?

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Does an atheist miss having an invisible friend telling them what to do?

I have a wife who fills that role quite adequately.

 

[Songbird]

Just kidding, there's nothing you could stump me with.

Silly little people.

Do all atheists have horns? Is there a prize for stumping you? How's the weather in Hell?

 

[Kriya Yogi]

Watch your thoughts unremittingly for 24 hrs. Try that once, then doubt no longer the existance of God.

 

[science_is_my_god]

Many people back in Jesus' time would be stoned by having stones thrown at them.

Subsequently, If I were to throw tree stumps at you, you would be stumped.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Do all atheists have horns? Is there a prize for stumping you? How's the weather in Hell?

The answer to all three questions is balls.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Watch your thoughts unremittingly for 24 hrs. Try that once, then doubt no longer the existance of God.

Twenty-four hours? It only takes about 5 minutes of watching my thoughts to realize that I'm god. Sorry, try again.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Many people back in Jesus' time would be stoned by having stones thrown at them.

Subsequently, If I were to throw tree stumps at you, you would be stumped.

God is a comforting delusion for the simple-minded. So there.

 

[Songbird]

The answer to all three questions is balls.

I'll need an illustration to better understand your answer.