Here's Your Chance: Stump the Atheist!

[nonbeliever_92]

What keeps our heart beating, our lungs breathing, and our thoughts going? I have yet to find anything in science that can explain these things.

For many of these bio-electrical impulses.

 

[proffesb]

Ok. How many atheists does it take to believe that God doesn't exist?

Depends on the atheists. Atheists do not necessarily believe god doesn't exist they just don't believe he does exist. Do you understand the difference?

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Heh. Time to show your cards then I think...

Royal flush. I win.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Ok. How many atheists does it take to believe that God doesn't exist?

Less than the number of theists it takes to believe that God does exist.

 

[bobhikes]

Not as much as I believe in life after love.

So, Do you believe in love.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

So, Do you believe in love.

Not as much as I believe that the children are the future.

 

[Mycroft]

Now Mr. Trout, if it where not for God, you would have nothing to not believe in.

Where would you be then? Huh huh?

We'd still have Dianetics, pseudoscience and snake oil to not believe in!

 

[Falvlun]

Royal flush. I win.

Slow day at work, I take it?

 

[Sunstone]

I understand science pretty well. I understand that the sun's energy, the oxygen, water and earth's elements helps sustain us. My question goes further though. What created our consciousness? What keeps our heart beating, our lungs breathing, and our thoughts going? I have yet to find anything in science that can explain these things.

So, may I take it the sciences have not been among your fields of study?

 

[columbus]

Ok. How many atheists does it take to believe that God doesn't exist?

How does someone with multiple million frugals get banned?

Tom

 

[lewisnotmiller]

How does someone with multiple million frugals get banned?

Tom

Depends. What's a frugal?

I have a question for the OP, though.
If there was a God, he was of a broadly Abrahamaic flavour, and he knocked on your front door, what would your response be?

I admit it's a crappy question, but...well...actually, there is not but.

 

[Alceste]

Depends. What's a frugal?

I have a question for the OP, though.
If there was a God, he was of a broadly Abrahamaic flavour, and he knocked on your front door, what would your response be?

I admit it's a crappy question, but...well...actually, there is not but.

I would probably mistake him for a lost frat boy and call him a taxi back to the toga party.

 

[Quagmire]

Depends. What's a frugal?

I have a question for the OP, though.
If there was a God, he was of a broadly Abrahamaic flavour, and he knocked on your front door, what would your response be?

I admit it's a crappy question, but...well...actually, there is not but.

I would be like, "Wow! Uh, does this make me a Jehovah Witness? And if so, shouldn't I be knocking on your door?"

 

[Thief]

Depends. What's a frugal?

I have a question for the OP, though.
If there was a God, he was of a broadly Abrahamaic flavour, and he knocked on your front door, what would your response be?

I admit it's a crappy question, but...well...actually, there is not but.

Many say Jesus IS God!
What if He came knocking at your door?!

And if He can't or won't.....what then of you?

(apply the name of any other prophet you might prefer)

 

[NobodyYouKnow]

Just kidding, there's nothing you could stump me with.

Silly little people.

Your real name is Philip Jose Farmer and you wrote Venus On The Half-Shell (I remember reading the book as a child).

Venus On The Half-Shell inspired later books like Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy and The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

*I have eaten there.

 

[The Sum of Awe]

What is meant by the title "God"? What makes something holy or divine? Until we know that, we cannot know if God exists.

 

[columbus]

Depends. What's a frugal?


I admit it's a crappy question, but...well...actually, there is not but.

Oh.

Well, I am getting to know you. Knowledge is always a good thing.

Tom

 

[shawn001]

Just kidding, there's nothing you could stump me with.

Silly little people.

Is the sentence 'this statement is false' true or false?

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Slow day at work, I take it?

I accept your offer to spice it up.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

How does someone with multiple million frugals get banned?

Tom

Very carefully.

Kilgore